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When I encounter a lesbian or suspected bull dyke

50/50 either a cop or preacher 😃


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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Love how he squints, can’t bear to look his congregation while he’s spewing his bullshît


I thought he was okay?

Is he not now?

Geeze he isn't a Methodist is he?


No

Methodist churches have lesbian pastors


Are they hot?


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Sometimes I think I have dyslexia cause when I saw this title I thought I read 650 large rifle primers hidden in church grin

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by slumlord
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Love how he squints, can’t bear to look his congregation while he’s spewing his bullshît


I thought he was okay?

Is he not now?

Geeze he isn't a Methodist is he?


No

Methodist churches have lesbian pastors


Are they hot?


Hell no. Real ones, not porn lesbians or drunk college chick experimenting kind.



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Originally Posted by slumlord
When I encounter a lesbian or suspected bull dyke

50/50 either a cop or preacher 😃


Phys Ed teacher? Geez, hold into the medicine ball.



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Insurance scam? Claimed it back during the "burglary" in '14.

Secret fund stash, leadership swiped the money, reported it stolen, hid it in the bathroom 7 years ago.

The toilet was loose because every now and again "someone" would go grab a few envelopes from the now forgotten stash for junkets. To the China King restaurant? CiCi's? Maybe even the Olive Garden.

Hopefully not Epstein and Ghislane's island eek


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by slumlord
When I encounter a lesbian or suspected bull dyke

50/50 either a cop or preacher 😃


Phys Ed teacher? Geez, hold into the medicine ball.

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Insurance scam? Claimed it back during the "burglary" in '14.

Secret fund stash, leadership swiped the money, reported it stolen, hid it in the bathroom 7 years ago.

The toilet was loose because every now and again "someone" would go grab a few envelopes from the now forgotten stash for junkets. To the China King restaurant? CiCi's? Maybe even the Olive Garden.

Hopefully not Epstein and Ghislane's island eek



That’s just one terlot

What’s behind all the other crappers?

There could be walls filled with cash

Not just one hit, what anout a low grade chronic skimming operation that takes 20% off the top?


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George Lindsey has a radio show?

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The principal at a big high school where I taught in Nashville got caught skimming the admission fees from football and basketball games. He would take the cash box home after the game and turn it over to the school bookkeeper the next morning, minus his cut. He lost his job, but I believe the school board allowed him to "retire" without losing his pension. Yep, he was "melanin-enhanced"!


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Insurance scam? Claimed it back during the "burglary" in '14.

Secret fund stash, leadership swiped the money, reported it stolen, hid it in the bathroom 7 years ago.

The toilet was loose because every now and again "someone" would go grab a few envelopes from the now forgotten stash for junkets. To the China King restaurant? CiCi's? Maybe even the Olive Garden.

Hopefully not Epstein and Ghislane's island eek



That’s just one terlot

What’s behind all the other crappers?

There could be walls filled with cash

Not just one hit, what anout a low grade chronic skimming operation that takes 20% off the top?




I was thinking of the 43,000 attendees/parishners or whatever y'all non-denominational Protestants call folks that go to their churches.

Then figure they're in Houston TX. And figure again it's a Prosperity message of 'Give to the Church and you will receive back". Then figure the average household income of those 43K folks. Then figure out an average "tithing" to Pastor Joel.................every week.

And that ain't figuring the TV tithing either.


Sheesh.


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln
The principal at a big high school where I taught in Nashville got caught skimming the admission fees from football and basketball games. He would take the cash box home after the game and turn it over to the school bookkeeper the next morning, minus his cut. He lost his job, but I believe the school board allowed him to "retire" without losing his pension. Yep, he was "melanin-enhanced"!



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I’d say that plumber was living his best life.

Or could have if he’d have kept the money?

What would Joel do?

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This comes to mind...




#behealed


Dave

�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz



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Claim 100% as stolen, get the insurance payment.

Several years later uncover it, shred the checks and pocket the cash

Sounds like a great investment

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Originally Posted by Ben_Lurkin
It’s a modern-day miracle.


LOL. Does sound a little fishy.


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Originally Posted by slumlord
When I encounter a lesbian or suspected bull dyke

50/50 either a cop or preacher 😃


LOL. Yep.


"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
This comes to mind...




#behealed


LOL. No doubt.

I forget. Was that Fletch or Fletch Lives ???

Both were funny sumbitches !

And a great portrayal of a Slick TV Preacher by R Lee Ermy.


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Wow. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you…

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Originally Posted by efw
I’d say that plumber was living his best life.
Or could have if he’d have kept the money?
What would Joel do?
Plumber figured it was a trap, was scared to take it.


Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Jesus: "Take heed that no man deceive you."
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