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Your dog is indoors and has a sweater on?
Folks, this is the kind of person that enjoys that Miracle Whip stuff.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I own both a Stihl and a Husky..... both have given me trouble..... now my Harbor Freight battery powered saw is the shizzle.....  Doesn't your wife have a Subaru too? The Subaru is on order.... that's the way it works these days... 4 months... I think this makes me a lesbian? I could never see why folks bag on lesies anyway. I can't blame them, I like to eat............... too. Brother Geno, with all due respect , it appears you have never made moves on a cute young thing only to find out she is the property of a bull dyke..... them bitches can fight
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Your dog is indoors and has a sweater on?
Folks, this is the kind of person that enjoys that Miracle Whip stuff. And White Claw.
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Your dog is indoors and has a sweater on?
Folks, this is the kind of person that enjoys that Miracle Whip stuff. And a diaper.... Poor old bastard anyway. Back to the MW. Gold Standard recipe for the win!
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I own both a Stihl and a Husky..... both have given me trouble..... now my Harbor Freight battery powered saw is the shizzle..... Doesn't your wife have a Subaru too? The Subaru is on order.... that's the way it works these days... 4 months... I think this makes me a lesbian? I could never see why folks bag on lesies anyway. I can't blame them, I like to eat............... too. Brother Geno, with all due respect , it appears you have never made moves on a cute young thing only to find out she is the property of a bull dyke..... them bitches can fight NO,but there was this one I was eyeing in a biker bar once. Guy next to me told me not to bother, see that chick at the end of the bar, that's her GF and she can lick a quarter out the bottom of a beer glass.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Your dog is indoors and has a sweater on?
Folks, this is the kind of person that enjoys that Miracle Whip stuff. And here I thought I would lose my man card over a scooby doo..... damn Sam
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Your dog is indoors and has a sweater on?
Folks, this is the kind of person that enjoys that Miracle Whip stuff. And a diaper.... Poor old bastard anyway. Back to the MW. Gold Standard recipe for the win! Awwwhh. Poor little thing. Quit buying that "gold standard" stuff and get some cheap mayo................and spend the difference on turning up the heat for the little guy.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Well yeah man, your dog could eat my dog with one bite, and I have had a few White Claws.
But, MW is an incredible condiment.
Mathman, I know you secretly enjoy Satan's smegma.
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Nah, I don't but you did get the ingredients right. 
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lol
I'm not googling smegma...
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Not only do you dumbasses not understand how good the tangy zip is on pressed turkey...but you smooth brain sunsabitches don't mayonnaise right either.
I use Sysco heavy duty mayo. Not that girly schit you fairies use.
I am MAGA.
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That pressed turkey is asswholes and peckers you know?
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The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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That pressed turkey is [bleep] and peckers you know? Pin feathers too sometimes.
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Did Cockwamble 91 leave already. Oh and Sammo and big Jim, miracle whip for the win.
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Well yeah man, your dog could eat my dog with one bite, and I have had a few White Claws.
But, MW is an incredible condiment.
Mathman, I know you secretly enjoy Satan's smegma. Funny dog story.... today my neighbors young dog was in my driveway barking it's fool head off at me, my dog was by my side looking at this dog and looks at me, I said get em.... Well my dog takes off and chases it down the driveway around the bend and out of sight and then the squealing starts and I think oh crap and take off down the driveway to break things up. Well before I could get there she came running back, did her job and neighbors dog learned a lesson.
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Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Oh and Sammo and big Jim, miracle whip for the win.
Yes my brother! Brian, that is a good dog story. But you had me worried there for a second....lol
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Well yeah man, your dog could eat my dog with one bite, and I have had a few White Claws.
But, MW is an incredible condiment.
Mathman, I know you secretly enjoy Satan's smegma. Funny dog story.... today my neighbors young dog was in my driveway barking it's fool head off at me, my dog was by my side looking at this dog and looks at me, I said get em.... Well my dog takes off and chases it down the driveway around the bend and out of sight and then the squealing starts and I think oh crap and take off down the driveway to break things up. Well before I could get there she came running back, did her job and neighbors dog learned a lesson. That's just mean. Neighbor's dog gonna have nightmares now.
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Well yeah man, your dog could eat my dog with one bite, and I have had a few White Claws.
But, MW is an incredible condiment.
Mathman, I know you secretly enjoy Satan's smegma. Funny dog story.... today my neighbors young dog was in my driveway barking it's fool head off at me, my dog was by my side looking at this dog and looks at me, I said get em.... Well my dog takes off and chases it down the driveway around the bend and out of sight and then the squealing starts and I think oh crap and take off down the driveway to break things up. Well before I could get there she came running back, did her job and neighbors dog learned a lesson. That's just mean. Neighbor's dog gonna have nightmares now. The dog is a nuisance as is the owner.... it chases cars so I don't expect it to be around long
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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It was lost at Subaru… Might as well talk about a 270 or 6.5 man bun. Sheesh 🙄 I own four 270's...... crap now JiminTn is gonna be PMing me 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Brother Gruff..... don't make me open a can of whoop azz on you.....  I was going to go on a big long satirical rant about how I'm legit, and nobody on here know me and how real my shidt is and blah blah blah. But then I realized the satire would be lost on most. Bring your can up and I'll mix it with a white claw.  . Maybe let me fondle that 458 again. Next time we will drink claw and shoot the damn 458.... This is a good plan. Because you can never mix guns and alcohol. Guns & alcohol go together like peas & carrots.... unless you are a retard Well, that would explain the white claw.
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