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I have a 5 gallon bucket of Sysco Heavy Duty Mayonaise. I’m afraid to open it.
Just WTF is heavy duty mayonnaise anyways?


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Not only do you dumbasses not understand how good the tangy zip is on pressed turkey...but you smooth brain sunsabitches don't mayonnaise right either.

I use Sysco heavy duty mayo. Not that girly schit you fairies use.


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Originally Posted by m_stevenson
I have a 5 gallon bucket of Sysco Heavy Duty Mayonaise. I’m afraid to open it.
Just WTF is heavy duty mayonnaise anyways?


It's made of ground up heaven.

And extra eggs.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by m_stevenson
I have a 5 gallon bucket of Sysco Heavy Duty Mayonaise. I’m afraid to open it.
Just WTF is heavy duty mayonnaise anyways?


It's made of ground up heaven.

And extra eggs.

Need HD toilet paper to wipe the schittz you will have from HD mayo?

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Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by m_stevenson
I have a 5 gallon bucket of Sysco Heavy Duty Mayonaise. I’m afraid to open it.
Just WTF is heavy duty mayonnaise anyways?


It's made of ground up heaven.

And extra eggs.

Need HD toilet paper to wipe the schittz you will have from HD mayo?


Nope.

I am perfectly regular.


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Miracle whip tastes better than mayo because it has paprika, garlic powder and more sugar, less oil, otherwise the same ingredients... egg, oil, vinegar. Mayo is just oilier and blander.

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We used sysco heavy duty when I worked at the Cracker barrel.

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Originally Posted by krp
Miracle whip tastes better than mayo because it has paprika, garlic powder and more sugar, less oil, otherwise the same ingredients... egg, oil, vinegar. Mayo is just oilier and blander.

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Exactly.



Mayo is for unrefined children.


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For some reason "heavy duty" and mayonnaise don't seem to go together.... strange marketing


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Wolf Point is the epicenter of refined culinary taste for sho...... Town pump burritos for the win... wink


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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Heavy duty mayonnaise is titties miracle whip is for cole slaw.

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Town Pump hotties, and burritos dipped in MW for the ultimate win.

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For some reason I get the feeling HD mayo is what the fat girls have going on down there!! 🤣🤣🤣


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Ho Re Fuek...

That can't be real.

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If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.



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Originally Posted by CashisKing
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Ho Re Fuek...

That can't be real.


It's real. He eats the whole jar.

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