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Worked for an aerospace company in Van Nuys and was testing a rocket a engine at night. Went to take a dump and looked in the toilet before sitting down and saw it. Sumbitch was bigger than my forearm and the length of my whole arm. Looked the rest of the night to see who was bleeding. Had to have done some damage.
George Blown O-ring at least… It was in Cali so maybe he was accustomed to the sensation. 
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I was a Junior in College at the University of Cincinnati. During Exam-Week of 1979, somebody came down to my room and urged me to come to the men's john to see something amazing. I had no idea what I was getting into.
When I got there, there were a dozen guys outside a stall, and this one Design Art major standing around as proud as he could be. He'd been pulling all nighters for several days getting his senior project ready. As soon as the heat was off, he went in and produced a monstrous turd.
It was 4 inches in diameter and it had gone into the drain as much as it could and then come straight up and there was a foot or so sticking out of the water. It looked about 3 feet long. One look, and I knew this was the largest human turd I was ever going to see.
What was almost as bizarre was the festive atmosphere of the room. The little guy that produced it was on Cloud-9. His Lacrosse Team teammates were in the back whomping and whooping.
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"Whose bright idea was it to put every idiot in the world in touch with every other idiot? It's working!" -- P. J. O'Rourke
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"Whose bright idea was it to put every idiot in the world in touch with every other idiot? It's working!" -- P. J. O'Rourke
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The first thing I thought of when I read this thread.
Figures don't lie, But Liars figure
Assumption is the mother of mistakes
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Figures don't lie, But Liars figure
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When somebody does a possible record at work they actually post a sign on the stall that says " do not flush- possible record ".
My guess is some guys are having a contest and need photo proof to win (dunno how much money at stake).
And no I don't look.
Surgery and painkillers had me in contention for some trophy........years back.
Scared me.
I did not photo it.
We call that the trout derby around our house. Every once in a while I hear one of my kids yell from the bathroom, "Dad I think I won the trout derby". Bb
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Largest fossilized human turda 1,200-year-old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.
At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, the specimen was discovered in York, in the United Kingdom, in 1972 in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. ![[Linked Image from nypost.com]](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/05/viking-poop-01.jpg)
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Largest fossilized human turda 1,200-year-old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.
At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, the specimen was discovered in York, in the United Kingdom, in 1972 in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. Ahhh a nice juice brown trout After 3 days of raping and pillaging
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Adam Schitt, Schiff, whatever.....
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Any true monster turd has rest rings, yeah exactly as it sounds. Rings from you stopping to catch another breath so you can keep pushing.
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Any true monster turd has rest rings, yeah exactly as it sounds. Rings from you stopping to catch another breath so you can keep pushing. 🤣😩
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Knew a guy a few years ago that was about half a bubble off plumb... We were talking about him one day while waiting for him to arrive at a meeting. The two guys I was talking to asked if he'd shown me a picture of his giant turd yet...Umm... No. Well when he got there, of course the guys told him to show me the turd picture. He gladly scampered back to his pickup and came back with a framed 8x10 color glossy of a turd that looked like someone had coiled a fire hose to fit in a toilet bowl... He was very proud of the corn, and pointed it out a couple of times.  To top it off, that guy was about 5'09" and weighed about 130. Never heard of anyone before or since who carried a turd photo around to show people, like most people show pics of their grandkids... 
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Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
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Knew a guy a few years ago that was about half a bubble off plumb... We were talking about him one day while waiting for him to arrive at a meeting. The two guys I was talking to asked if he'd shown me a picture of his giant turd yet...Umm... No. Well when he got there, of course the guys told him to show me the turd picture. He gladly scampered back to his pickup and came back with a framed 8x10 color glossy of a turd that looked like someone had coiled a fire hose to fit in a toilet bowl... He was very proud of the corn, and pointed it out a couple of times. To top it off, that guy was about 5'09" and weighed about 130. Never heard of anyone before or since who carried a turd photo around to show people, like most people show pics of their grandkids... Yall call him The Cobra? lmfao
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Gawd she is a saint, a warrior No way I could do that job ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/zfrsSn4k/D09-F962-D-5-E35-4661-A68-B-66060751-D968.gif) online pic hosting
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I expected to see a picture of obiden after reading the title.
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Rush that turd to emerg,,,, stat...move, move, move....
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