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Originally Posted by SandBilly
Hydrocodone.



Thank me later.


NO
NO
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not for being already locked up

sheesh

He wont chit for 10 days

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Eat some prunes and don't stray too far from a toilet.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Drink some water and eat some bran you jackwagon.


That'd taste like schit not sure I can get past that to see if it'll make any

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Originally Posted by RUM7
Eat some prunes and don't stray too far from a toilet.


That was my ol man's go to so he said anyway. But he lied a lot.

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I dunno, but stay away from beer 'til you get things unclogged. One time I ate most of a brick of cheese over the weekend ... grilled cheese, cheese slices, nachos. Long came Sunday night 'n' I was feeling mighty bloated. Seemed like a nice cold beer would sooth my stomach. Hell no, it foamed up, couldn't travel down so it came back up: I projectile vomited for 3 days. Don't. Do. That.


Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Hydrocodone.



Thank me later.


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NO
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not for being already locked up

sheesh

He wont chit for 10 days


Typical chemies... conflicting reports all the time

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That saying... scared the schit outta me.

Don't buy it. I've been plenty scared a few times didn't poop my pants.

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Eat 2 Quest bars now. You'll be good to go in the morning . Thank me later. Them things are magic. smile

Chocolate chip or oatmeal cookie are pretty good.

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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want.

Rehabilitation is way overrated.

Orwell wasn't wrong.

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Sauerkraut will make make magic happen in 20 minutes

Sometimes with frightening result

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Hydrocodone.



Thank me later.


NO
NO
NO

not for being already locked up

sheesh

He wont chit for 10 days

Lol


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Sauerkraut will make make magic happen in 20 minutes

Sometimes with frightening result

sheww buddy


Got some kraut in the fridge!
Lot of good sounding advice.. maybe I make a prune juice, sour kraut slurpy to wash down an Arby's sammy

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Eat one of these and don’t leave the house.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]car service station near my location

Seriously 😒


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Originally Posted by SandBilly
Eat one of these and don’t leave the house.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]car service station near my location

Seriously 😒


LOL

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Originally Posted by SandBilly
Eat one of these and don’t leave the house.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]car service station near my location

Seriously 😒


That name sounds Jewish. I'll pm Remsen and see if its kosher

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How about ex lax? Do they even make that any more?

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LSD?



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I"d post that link to Kingston's buddy, but I think that might make it work.



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Originally Posted by jackmountain
LSD?


Better not jack... when this puppy breaks loose I need my wits about me

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Originally Posted by slumlord
It would be a gift to be able to make it 3-5 days in between load drops.


No, it's not, trust me.

And +1 on the prunes, three or four of the dried ones will do the trick.

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Originally Posted by War_Eagle
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears


Man! All he’s trying to do is loosen up a little and have a successful trip to the bathroom. He’s not wanting a hole in the side of his house! 😂 recommending those is just cruel!


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