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Hydrocodone.
Thank me later. NO NO NO not for being already locked up sheesh He wont chit for 10 days
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Eat some prunes and don't stray too far from a toilet.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Drink some water and eat some bran you jackwagon. That'd taste like schit not sure I can get past that to see if it'll make any
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Eat some prunes and don't stray too far from a toilet. That was my ol man's go to so he said anyway. But he lied a lot.
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I dunno, but stay away from beer 'til you get things unclogged. One time I ate most of a brick of cheese over the weekend ... grilled cheese, cheese slices, nachos. Long came Sunday night 'n' I was feeling mighty bloated. Seemed like a nice cold beer would sooth my stomach. Hell no, it foamed up, couldn't travel down so it came back up: I projectile vomited for 3 days. Don't. Do. That.
Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.
Here be dragons ...
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Hydrocodone.
Thank me later. NO NO NO not for being already locked up sheesh He wont chit for 10 days Typical chemies... conflicting reports all the time
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That saying... scared the schit outta me.
Don't buy it. I've been plenty scared a few times didn't poop my pants.
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Eat 2 Quest bars now. You'll be good to go in the morning . Thank me later. Them things are magic. Chocolate chip or oatmeal cookie are pretty good.
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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Sauerkraut will make make magic happen in 20 minutes
Sometimes with frightening result
sheww buddy
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Hydrocodone.
Thank me later. NO NO NO not for being already locked up sheesh He wont chit for 10 days Lol
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Sauerkraut will make make magic happen in 20 minutes
Sometimes with frightening result
sheww buddy Got some kraut in the fridge! Lot of good sounding advice.. maybe I make a prune juice, sour kraut slurpy to wash down an Arby's sammy
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Eat one of these and don’t leave the house. car service station near my locationSeriously 😒
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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That name sounds Jewish. I'll pm Remsen and see if its kosher
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How about ex lax? Do they even make that any more?
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I"d post that link to Kingston's buddy, but I think that might make it work.
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Better not jack... when this puppy breaks loose I need my wits about me
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It would be a gift to be able to make it 3-5 days in between load drops. No, it's not, trust me. And +1 on the prunes, three or four of the dried ones will do the trick.
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Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears Man! All he’s trying to do is loosen up a little and have a successful trip to the bathroom. He’s not wanting a hole in the side of his house! 😂 recommending those is just cruel!
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