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Prunes and prune juice will loosing you up.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Go get reamed at the Blue Oyster bar.
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One of these will fix you right up in a jiffy
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What does an accountant do when he is constipated?
He pencils it out.
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I new it would come to this with all these crazy topics. A few of us have tried to clean this place up but its never really catches on. Maybe new years resolutions and all will turn a new leaf and we can finally get rid of the sophomoric behavior here and gross threads.
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Slamming a Mountain Dew Kick Start right now. Don't know if it'll do any good but it tastes all right
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Get your knees up on about a 1ft high on a box or anything. Get your knee caps about level with your man tits or collar bones
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Well???? Has the eagle landed???
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Its been mentioned before, prune juice.
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Well???? Has the eagle landed??? 💩 💩 💩 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😁😆😆
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After you settle down on the throne you must yell Release the Kraken! the instant before things break loose.
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Chicken Tikka Masala is usually a surefire way to get things moving.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I knew that Popeye's chiggn sandwich would come through jes took a little longer
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One of these will fix you right up in a jiffy 😳😳😳 When I was a little kid, you didn’t mention to my Grandmother that you were bound up. She’d give ya one of those in a heartbeat. 😢
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Wife and SandBully say I’m fat…I say I’m just full of shît. We’ll see by tomorrow morning who’s right. Dropping the drano now! Hold into the toilet. 💩🙄 🦫 Oh Fugg that !!!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Wife and SandBully say I’m fat…I say I’m just full of shît. We’ll see by tomorrow morning who’s right. Dropping the drano now! Hold into the toilet. 💩🙄 🦫 Oh Fugg that !!! A bottle gives a whole new meaning to throwing a “Rooster Tail” 🦫
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Drink a cup of pickle juice. Will clean you out right good. Or couldn't try a large glass of best value vegetable juice, that stuff will work its way through you in a matter of minutes.
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Getting your corn hole scoped tomorrow?
Drink lots and lots of water. Shower instead of wiping or you'll be super chafed. Ointment helps the tenderness too.
Glad the op is regular again...
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