Jeebus, Maria, and Giuseppe!
Dude, I'm not sure I've ever even seen a whitetail alive that has that character and size. Great retelling of the event too.
Taxidermy? My woman says "no dead critters on the walls". We might have a disagreement were I ever lucky enough to get one like that.
PS, better get crackin', only 490 more posts until you, too, are an ORACLE! (somehow I ended up passing you along the way)
