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EXACTLY my first thought reading the title. I would have beaten that woman's face off if she spit in my face like that. Your mother must be proud of you
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One of my favorite Bill Burr sets. 
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Depends Hey, btw, did you know that bitch in the video, Delta Karen ... that's Patricia Cornwell (not the author) the actress from Baywatch. Turns out she's cray cray as a march hare. ![[Linked Image from the-sun.com]](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/12/patricia-cornwall.jpeg) ![[Linked Image from nypost.com]](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/12/patricia_02.jpg) Oh, damn, fellas. Maybe she deserves a second chance. Just sayin.'  
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The way I see some women act I don't blame the husband for taking corrective action.
The older I become the more I am convinced that the voice of honor in a man's heart is the voice of GOD.
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Sometimes, it's okay to kill a woman.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Sometimes, it's okay to kill a woman. If they didn’t have a pussy, there’d be bounties on most of them.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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In this day and time...Under the right circumstances...Absofuckinlutely!
🦫 I, I thot they wanted to be treated like men? Oh. I forgot. Just some of time. Nevermind.
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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I had five sisters growing up. A couple older ones. We had a rule you couldn't hit them with a closed fist. I rarely followed it! Right, but they could hit you with a hammer. BTDT.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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If a woman acts like a man, you treat her like one.
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"Social order at the expense of Liberty is hardly a bargain” de Sade
"He who'll not reason is a Bigot, he who cannot is a Fool, and he who dares not is a Slave."SirWilliamDrummond
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They a free shot or three...
Then I give them a very well enunciated final warning of what will be coming if this chit doesn't end right now....
Never had to follow thru on the guarantee yet.
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Never been spit on, but I’ve taken full arm slaps and smiled and walked away.
Raised my son to do the same.
MAGA
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Oh, damn, fellas. Maybe she deserves a second chance. Just sayin.' I am guessing this is not her first time
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Ex nude models usually carry baggage.........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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have only ever had to once, got in a fight with her boyfriend, she jumped in and I knocked her out. She looked like a raccoon with both eyes black and swelled shut. Bleeding inside the skull, maybe when she hit the floor. Wrecked on my bike one night , hit my head. Got up right away, home on ten minutes. Looked in the mirror and I had an egg sticking out of my head, just like the cartoons. Next morning, no egg but my face was all swollen on one side, and I had a perfect raccoon mask. Next day I told the students I was in a parent teacher conference and I never saw that purse coming, but when I got up off the floor I sure showed that lady what’s up 
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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If she's threatening to do you serious harm and has the means to do it .Light her up with the laser and squeeze. Let the F ucikng lawyers work it out
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have only ever had to once, got in a fight with her boyfriend, she jumped in and I knocked her out. She looked like a raccoon with both eyes black and swelled shut. Bleeding inside the skull, maybe when she hit the floor. Wrecked on my bike one night , hit my head. Got up right away, home on ten minutes. Looked in the mirror and I had an egg sticking out of my head, just like the cartoons. Next morning, no egg but my face was all swollen on one side, and I had a perfect raccoon mask. Next day I told the students I was in a parent teacher conference and I never saw that purse coming, but when I got up off the floor I sure showed that lady what’s up Had it happen, hit twice in the face by a softball, bad hop, playing third base.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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old joke
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, you told her twice already
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