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Took the "girl next door" to a Boston concert. We were 17. Got her so stoned she could not function. We missed 3/4 of the show. When we got home I was praying her folks were in bed. I thought her dad would kill me if he found out what I did to his girl.

Never heard a word. But I was schittin' my pants for a few days.

P.S.I did not take advantage of the situation.

You?

Well……

Don't be shy.

I got along well with the parents of every girl I dated. I guess I had a way of bamboozling them.

No but I almost beat the living heck out of a coupla of her brothers once.

Drugs are the spawn of Satan...

Shame... shame... shame.

I took out my new GF’s parents mailbox with the spare tire on the back of my Jeep backing out of the drive after our first date. I had to drive back up to the house after dropping his daughter off late and tell her dad that his mailbox post had a 45 degree lean. We wound up dating for a while and her parents were great people. She was one of the goods ones I let get away. Good girl from a great family. I helped her dad brace the mailbox post the next day.

And folks question if this place has gone south... Rick really is a [bleep] to allow what he does. A SoCal boy I guess.

Zuckerberg would do a bunch better???

Rick keeps the last place of insanity... wide ass open for the insane.

Good on him.

I came home to find my daughter on the sofa with a boy.
He jumped up, ran out, and roared away in his Mustang.
Judging by the size of him, I would not want to get in his way.

Nope. I was such a good catch the girls parents were more in love with me than the girls were.

I did rescue a buddies brother once. He was putting it to some girl down in the basement when her dad showed up unexpectedly and caught them going at it. He jumped up and got out through the basement window. We found him later that night when we pulled into the gas station and he was hiding out in the weeds without a stitch of clothing on.

I lose it at the kook point. An obvious point it should be.

No, but my daughters boyfriend is terrified of me.
Just as he should be.

Pretty good kid, actually like him.
He is a lot like me at 18.
Hunting, fishing, working,

And I hope the similarities stop there!

LOL! Sounds like an overall good guy or at least the best that you can hope for. I hate to think when my daughter gets to be that age.

Not really afraid but my ex-wife's father and 2nd husband both threatened to kill me a couple of times.

[bleep] stopped when I told them I record all my phone calls with them.

I made a comment in poor taste once at my high school girlfriends house. Her Grandfather and Father heard the comment and were offended. The next time I pick her up she tells me they are pizzed and not sure if Im the right guy for her. I turned the car right back around and took her back to her house. Her dad was in the barn finishing up from the evening milking. I think he thought I was coming out to confront him but I apologied and we had a long talk. Everything worked out ok. We dated another few years but I went off to college and the tempation of all them crazy sorority chicks was to much for me. My old girlfriend met a nice guy and got married.
That was the one that got away.

With one exception I never had problems with my girl friend's fathers. It was their mother that would have preferred me dead. The exception when I went to pick her up for our first date, he opened the door with a shotgun in his hands. Asked me if I was gonna do right with his daughter. Dated her for quite a while before they moved back to Arkansas. Good Christian folks. Skipped town in the middle of the night and left a note with the landlord that I had their rent money. Only missed two things about that relationship. One was her mama's fried chicken. Best I ever ate. Missed the girl too. She gave great h--d.
Paul B.

When I was a senior in high school, by buddy hooked me up with his girlfriend’s little sister who was a freshman. This was right before Christmas.

I bought her a gift and wrapped it up. Little did I know that their family opened gifts, one at a time taking turns, in front of everyone on Christmas Eve.

Needless to say I was sweating bullets as I had bought the girl a pair of edible underwear (think 2oz fruit roll-up thong).

She opened it and quickly chucked it to the side as everyone was distracted. Her senile grandmother “wakes up” from her rocking chair and proceeds to ask “what was that - what did you get.” The youngest daughter (age 13) grabs the gift and holds it up for all to see.

Dad (Joe) just looked at me and pointed to the door.

I never went back, and have no idea what my gift was.

I did one time keep a girl out past midnight when she was supposed to be home at eleven. Mama pointed two different pistols at me. And the conversation was very interesting.

My wife's family was terrified I wouldn't marry her so they treated me like royalty. Wife is a fire breathing dragon and there's only so many modern day Bard's around.