|
|
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776
Campfire Regular
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776 |
Toilet and think, "I'd be OK in prison."?
I swear, I just dropped a billiard ball!
A little sweat, a single tear,
Discuss
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 32,219
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 32,219 |
Not only no, but [bleep] no!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 15,720 Likes: 2
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 15,720 Likes: 2 |
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 8,770 Likes: 9
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 8,770 Likes: 9 |
Definitely something to brag about on social media.
I’m glad my life’s a little more rewarding than that.
7mm
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 23,686 Likes: 1
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 23,686 Likes: 1 |
Ex-con that worked for me (until he violated probation) swore he served time with a guy that “suitcased” an entire roll of snuff into prison.
Can’t imagine the amount of anal-eez and practice it took to pull that one off.
Maybe blackheart could chime in as I’m sure he has the experience to speak knowledgeably about it.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776
Campfire Regular
|
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776 |
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,774
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,774 |
No, I'd have to fight the Sisters off just like Andy
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2018
Posts: 23,506
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2018
Posts: 23,506 |
If I look, it’s because I’m expecting to find my lung in the toilet.
🤦♀️🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 |
If you can make do schitting outside a PB with one cheek on a folded e tool in a cathole with a battle buddy pulling security. More like him gathering comic gold comments for back in the PB.
I suppose you could make taking a dump in prison ....
Taking a dump on a E tool sure as fugg was waay better than taking a dump in other places on this rock.
OP knows what I'm saying.
👍👍👍🥴🥴🥴😆😆😆
Last edited by renegade50; 01/19/22.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776
Campfire Regular
|
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776 |
After the "people who deserve hell" thread, guess I just needed a break. Sort of went 180 out.
Too much?
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,774
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,774 |
Although, after the Sisters took one look at my hairy old man butt they'd probably say we need to see other people.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776
Campfire Regular
|
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776 |
There's an art to the E tool evac that the uninitiated will never understand or enjoy
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776
Campfire Regular
|
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,776 |
If you can make do schitting outside a PB with one cheek on a folded e tool in a cathole with a battle buddy pulling security. More like him gathering comic gold comments for back in the PB.
I suppose you could make taking a dump in prison ....
Taking a dump on a E tool sure as fugg was waay better than taking a dump in other places on this rock.
OP knows what I'm saying.
👍👍👍🥴🥴🥴😆😆😆 Bonus points for a week's worth of MREs rendering TP unnecessary!
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 |
There's an art to the E tool evac that the uninitiated will never understand or enjoy Yep... That handle to close to the hole is lesson to be learned. And the right amount of cheek overhang for a clear drop zone. TTP,s of etool poopy time is always a subject of comedy before and after. 🥴🥴😆😆😆😆😆 As far as that d bag " Happy Camper" you was interacting with in the other post. The dawgs got him.. Long game stuff...... Dawgs know your GTG and a solid dude.
Last edited by renegade50; 01/19/22.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 |
If you can make do schitting outside a PB with one cheek on a folded e tool in a cathole with a battle buddy pulling security. More like him gathering comic gold comments for back in the PB.
I suppose you could make taking a dump in prison ....
Taking a dump on a E tool sure as fugg was waay better than taking a dump in other places on this rock.
OP knows what I'm saying.
👍👍👍🥴🥴🥴😆😆😆 Bonus points for a week's worth of MREs rendering TP unnecessary! Epic turd time... Randy from south park stuff.... 🤦♂️🤦♂️😆😆😆😆
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 11,326
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 11,326 |
Toilet and think, "I'd be OK in prison."?
I swear, I just dropped a billiard ball!
A little sweat, a single tear,
Discuss no, I can't say I have
Last edited by pullit; 01/19/22.
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,168 Likes: 36
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,168 Likes: 36 |
After the "people who deserve hell" thread, guess I just needed a break. Sort of went 180 out.
Too much? Naw
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,168 Likes: 36
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,168 Likes: 36 |
I was gonna post pics of a 3 day log a few days back
Man yall i was in labor like 45 mins, contractions 6 mins apart. Controlled breathing, knees above my chest and pushing. Gawd it was like a shampoo bottle.
I was afraid to send terlot paper down with. 2 flusher
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 |
Gonna be a ticking time bomb on the 3rd in prep for alien probing on the 4th drinking this.... It is gonna be epic...🥴🥴😬😬😬😬 Times 1 million of one of those kid toy pump up water rockets... Btdt about 5.5 yrs ago. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️😬😬😬😬😬😬 ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/T25kcwBQ/20220119-203339.jpg)
|
|
|
|
|
594 members (12344mag, 02bfishn, 1234, 1lessdog, 163bc, 01Foreman400, 64 invisible),
2,465
guests, and
1,325
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,192,573
Posts18,491,918
Members73,972
| |
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
