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I knew the MD doing mine when he was a resident.

He's probably already warned his poor procedure room staff.

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I never heard of anyone being twilight or awake for it or wanted to be. But that’s just my circle of encounters. Maybe so

Docs tell me even when running the camera up my cock, they DO NOT want me awake.

You should be under General so that you dont flinch or jerk or make a voluntary movement that would cause something bad to happen like a tear or rupture.

A lot of people on here talk outta their ass too

Couldnt even get people to post pics of cholesterol lab numbers. Tell me some are FOS or are too dumb to have and maintain an electronic medical patient portal.

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Originally Posted by slumlord

I didnt drink that stuff


My kidney doc told me to get 3 quarts of my favorite gatorade and 8 ounces of miralax

Samey-samey



Chill the fugg out the 2 days before, one small meal and just beer, clear soda

I did a pre emptive pre prep if that make sense.



Ren, that dude be eating rack of pyrex oven baked ribs, coiple of swanson salisbury steak family size gravy dreamboat serving, shoneys breakfast buffet, 46 french toast stix.
Like its his last meal on this rock called earth

Life is a precarious thing.
Can be snatched from ya at any moment.

The last good meal before the turbo blast for a colonoscopy is a treasured moment one might not ever see again.

My last report said
"My prep was excellent"!!!


I strive for excellence!!!
And having a most excellent cleaned out azzhole counts for a colonoscopy!!!


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Originally Posted by goalie
I knew the MD doing mine when he was a resident.


I hope you were nice to him.... It would be a bad time for payback. "Don't we have one of these up the azz cameras in a two inch diameter version?"😰

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Had one a while back, doc said I was a perfect ass hole.


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Knew the surgeon that did mine too, as Deb was the exec assistant for the family health team.

Really nice guy - Lebanese.

Just as I was being knocked out, Dr Rabatt walks in, short sleeved scrub top & I remember thinking, man George, your're as hairy as a gorilla !

Kinda betting I mighta voiced that out loud !


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That tube with the measurements on it.
Looked almost 2 inches in diameter that I seen before they knocked me out.

Praise the Lord for no memory from 45 mins of habitrail tunnel and what the fugg ever they was doing up my azz.

"Cold snared"??? 3 pylops is what the report said.
Not bad ones per lab report.
But they put me on the 5 yr plan.
Report also had all types of pics from inside my azz...
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Originally Posted by renegade50
That tube with the measurements on it.
Looked almost 2 inches in diameter that I seen before they knocked me out.

Praise the Lord for no memory from 45 mins of habitrail tunnel and what the fugg ever they was doing up my azz.

"Cold snared"??? 3 pylops is what the report said.
Not bad ones per lab report.
But they put me on the 5 yr plan.
Report also had all types of pics from inside my azz...
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Polyps.
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PY-Lops

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I won't be awake at all. I've done sedation for the GI docs at night in the past. I know too much to be listening to them talk about the inside of my ass without making comments and/or really bad jokes.

Plus, I'm a better people-person with some Propofol on board.

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Originally Posted by renegade50

Report also had all types of pics from inside my azz...
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Sounds like someone needs to set up an OnlyFans acct......

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Originally Posted by goalie
I won't be awake at all. I've done sedation for the GI docs at night in the past. I know too much to be listening to them talk about the inside of my ass without making comments and/or really bad jokes.

Plus, I'm a better people-person with some Propofol on board.


It really helped michael jackson sleep

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Originally Posted by slumlord
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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

WTF is wrong with you man..

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Ask them to play this during the procedure.



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My Dad had colon cancer and died at 63, so I had to start colonoscopy's at 40 every 5 years. First two had to be awake, last ones put me out-much better. So 6 times so far and only a couple small polyps

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Being hammered on spelling polyps???
Or however azz things are spelled?




You guys are taking this grammer nazi stuff to the nth degree.

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Didn’t mean to hurt your feelers. 🀣🀣


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Ask them to play this during the procedure.




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Haha

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