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When I went for my they prescribed me a Swift enema (brand name).
When I got to the hospital the nurse asked me “Did you use the Swift?”
I said “Yeah, it tasted terrible!”
“You didn’t drink it, did you??!!!”
LOL
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Being 78, I only have do one more.Only because they removed a polyp on the last one.Once 80,they won't do any more
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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Being 78, I only have do one more.Only because they removed a polyp on the last one. Once 80,they won't do any more Yeah- like asbestos removal. I understand Sweden only uses 70 year old and ups.... Foggers gonna die anyway, why waste resources?  I've had polyps removed the last 3 - hence the 5 year plan. Only 2 more to go for me.
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Why would anyone who uses tobacco products get a colonoscopy? Preventative care my azz. I agree. My buddy smokes and wore a mask because he was scared of covid. People aren't scared of cigarettes but they're scared of covid or colon cancer?
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It's even more fun drinking that in the hospital, knowing the next day they are cutting out a foot of your colon... ? Why? Did someone kick you in the ass real hard???????????? Did the foot have a boot on it at the time?????
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It's gonna be epic.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁 Oh yes it will. Don't sneeze or cough 
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It's even more fun drinking that in the hospital, knowing the next day they are cutting out a foot of your colon... ? Why? Did someone kick you in the ass real hard???????????? Did the foot have a boot on it at the time????? haha. Had diverticulitis in my colon what was MRSA. They cut me open like a deer and chopped out a foot of colon. It was such a wonderful experience. LOL
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I never heard of anyone being twilight or awake for it or wanted to be. But that’s just my circle of encounters. Maybe so
Docs tell me even when running the camera up my cock, they DO NOT want me awake.
You should be under General so that you dont flinch or jerk or make a voluntary movement that would cause something bad to happen like a tear or rupture.
A lot of people on here talk outta their ass too
Couldnt even get people to post pics of cholesterol lab numbers. Tell me some are FOS or are too dumb to have and maintain an electronic medical patient portal. I probably had 15 - 20 cystoscopy's ( flexible bladder scope) and they never knocked me out. Med insurance won't cover it. The bonus is it only lasts for a few minutes. Numbing the little hole is shall we say uncomfortable and does not do much. Getting past the prostate is quite a bump in the road. Glad I got past all that but will be forever paranoid on multiple levels
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I never heard of anyone being twilight or awake for it or wanted to be. But that’s just my circle of encounters. Maybe so
Docs tell me even when running the camera up my cock, they DO NOT want me awake.
You should be under General so that you dont flinch or jerk or make a voluntary movement that would cause something bad to happen like a tear or rupture.
A lot of people on here talk outta their ass too
Couldnt even get people to post pics of cholesterol lab numbers. Tell me some are FOS or are too dumb to have and maintain an electronic medical patient portal. I probably had 15 - 20 cystoscopy's ( bladder scope) and they never knocked me out. Med insurance won't cover it. The bonus is it only lasts for a few minutes. Numbing the little hole is shall we say uncomfortable and does not do much. Getting past the prostate is quite a bump in the road. Glad I got past all that but will be forever paranoid on multiple levels I’ve only had about 10,11. Stent placements. There are some sharp curves since the transplant is in the pelvis beside the bladder, so the bulbar hump, then some wonky twists and turns. My stents are flexi metal now, cobalt. So the procedures are spaced out further. They put me under general also because sometimes they cannot execute from a retrograde approach and have to wheel me over to interventional radiology and punch the stent in from the topside, antegrade directly into the abdominal wall and into the calyx of the kidney and thread the stent downward. Have had one done with only the lidocaine squirt. Nope not again.
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Note to myself, wny the hell am I even reading these posts? Got to stop now. Getting paranoid and light headed at the same time. LOL
Sakoluvr out.
Faith and love of others knows no mileage nor bounds. That's simply the way it is.
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After the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
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I did 4-5 years in interventional radiology.
Pushed a lot of fentynal and versed for neph tubes when things went pear shaped.
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Worst part for me was asking up in recovery. The doc was telling my wife that despite what she may have believed, he did not find my head up there. She told to look again. That he obviously hadn’t looked far enough.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Done 4 of them.
2 flexible sigmoidoscopy before that. They didn't give me ANY dope for those. The second one hurt like hell. Squealed out like a little girl. Told the Doc afterwards that was the last time I would participate in that test.
Definitely do the drugs. Whatever they used on me for the colonoscopy is good stuff.
My dad had colon cancer. I'll submit to the azz reaming to avoid what he had to deal with.
To hell with cancer.
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Being 78, I only have do one more.Only because they removed a polyp on the last one. Once 80,they won't do any more Yeah- like asbestos removal. I understand Sweden only uses 70 year old and ups.... Foggers gonna die anyway, why waste resources? I've had polyps removed the last 3 - hence the 5 year plan. Only 2 more to go for me. Naw. Asbestos takes 30-40 years to kill you. I got it in 76 or so. Not dead yet ,but not in very good shape Waiting for D. O. L. to app rove O2 for me
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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Being 78, I only have do one more.Only because they removed a polyp on the last one. Once 80,they won't do any more Yeah- like asbestos removal. I understand Sweden only uses 70 year old and ups.... Foggers gonna die anyway, why waste resources? I've had polyps removed the last 3 - hence the 5 year plan. Only 2 more to go for me. Naw. Asbestos takes 30-40 years to kill you. I got it in 76 or so. Not dead yet ,but not in very good shape Waiting for D. O. L. to approve O2 for me. Pneumoconisosi due to asbestosis they call it
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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Yeah- like asbestos removal. I understand Sweden only uses 70 year old and ups.... Foggers gonna die anyway, why waste resources? Naw. Asbestos takes 30-40 years at least to kill you. I got it in 76 or so. Not dead yet ,but not in very good shape Waiting for D. O. L. to approve O2 for me. Pneumoconisosi due to asbestosis they call it
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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I knew the MD doing mine when he was a resident.
He's probably already warned his poor procedure room staff.
😁 How far are you dialated?
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A little over 3 years ago i had an ulcer rupture.
They gutted me and removed most of my stomach and while there they mapped my intestines because they had to remove part where the lower valve was.
Some where in my records they have a map of what the inside of them look like.
Needless to say i won't be getting scoped anymore.
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