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They know nothing about Americans.

There's creamer in that coffee, and that pistols on the right side ejection port down.
Coffee's always black, and weapons are laid ejection port up.
A lefty might lay it port down, but then it's proper place is the other side of the plate.

Correct proportioning though[gotta give them that much].

I don't eat much bacon, I don't drink from a mud puddle, I like butter all the way to the crust, and over-hard for an egg and cheese sandwich. So many things wrong with the picture.

I have problems here. I eat and write left handed but I shoot right handed. That does, however, allow me to keep eating while I'm shooting at a home invader.

needs a few more eggs and a lit winston in an ashtray

Those plates are gáy.

Breakfast beer would be nice.

Where's the Bud Light?

Any plate picked out by a guy is gay, unless it's made of paper. Chics pick out real plates and serve food on them to guys. Who cares what a plate a chic pics out looks like? I don't see past the food.

So where's the hash browns ?

I don’t see a problem with that breakfast. It could use more bacon though, that portion is kind of chic sized.

Close, but no cigar

Europeans aint?

He got one thing right - bacon.

And where are the buttered grits?

L.W.

As sn American when I think of a European at a table with a handgun I think of the boondocks saints cat scene.

Bb

too much toast and that should be eaten off a hookers ass.

I see makings for a double deck bacon samich w/egg on top.

I'll eat off any plate my wife chooses. A happy wife in the morning can mean a happier husband in the evening.

The stupid gun placement shows this truly was a European taking the picture.

Of course half of Americans believe lead bullets spark no matter what it hits.