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Know you've seen your fair share, any you want to share?
For me, one that stuck in my mind was found late one night in a restroom at a base in Vung Tau, SVN while attending an instructor pilot course.
"You can whip it, you can shake it, you can beat it on the wall, but when you put it in your pants the last drop will fall."
What ya got?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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4.5 stars. Would poop here again
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Hose to short and your pump too weak?
Ya better bend down low or you’ll pizz on your feet!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Worked at a bar many years ago.
Scrawled on the wall next to a toilet in the ladies room:
“My crotch smells like an Alabama Slammer”
Always hoped to make the young ladies acquaintance. 😂
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Seen on the wall of a Porta at MCB 29 Palms:
Once a Marine
Always a Marine
Hell, once was enough!
Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan
For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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My favorite was in a rest stop in the 70's
"Jimmy Hoffa phone home!"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to chit, but only farted. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Please remain seated throughout the entire performance.
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Campfire Ranger
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In Vietnam, I was a crew member on C7A Caribous, hauling supplies and troops where ever they needed to go in country. Frequently, one of our passengers was an Air Force Staff Sergeant reporter for the Stars and Stripes. As an aside, he was compiling a book of all the outhouse graffiti he came across, and there was some really funny stuff, along with profound poetry. Said he hoped to publish it upon his return to US, don;t know if he ever made it back or not.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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“Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?”
“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version)
"And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Do not buy this gum!!!! It taste like rubber!!!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire Outfitter
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Seen on the wall at NAF Sigionella in 1979: "Officers, please do not eat the urinal cakes!"
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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The joke’s in your hand, not on the wall.
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Campfire Ranger
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I worked in Alaska as a young man...
Before sorting out where and what... I went to Fairbanks (planned to take the old CJ-7 further North, but pussed out).
After observing every house... on every street... for sale I elected to drink.
At the local corner bar I began.
In the restroom on the wall... it said
"Oh Lord, Please give us One More Pipeline... We promise to not piss it away. Amen"
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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The one I remember the most was on a wall in a basement bathroom at work. It's was a joke about President Nixon, the details of which I no longer recall.
The reason I remember it was, when I read it, it was probably around 2006. I was siting there thinking "Jesus Christ, when was the last time they painted this bathroom!?!?"
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Campfire Tracker
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"Fighting for peace is like fugging for virginity."
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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All bleep, over ten pounds, please lower by rope.
It was all over Phillmount Scout Ranch.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Construction site port a potty...big bold arrow pointing down at the s hitter with the words Meskin stew pot😂
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Campfire Greenhorn
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My favorites are:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
and (in the school bathroom)
"Flush twice...It's a long way to the cafeteria!"
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