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Poets who write on chithouse walls,
Roll their turds into little balls.
Folks who read these lines of wit,
Eat the little balls of chit.
In an port a pot on a jobsite:
You’ve just entered the Mexican Space Shuttle!
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Mathman
Always got to be difficult ?
😀
Last edited by Kenneth66; 02/05/22.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Obama doll birthing station.
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Campfire Ranger
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Wow! Thought everybody knew this one!
Here I sit,
All in a caper
Some s.o b.
Stole all the paper.
It's almost train time
And I can't linger
Look out a$$
Here comes my finger!!!!!
A fighter pilot always does a good preflight. Make sure there’s toilet paper 😊
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Tracker
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Be an Aussie, not a Kiwi, have a Pizz, not a Wee wee.
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Campfire Regular
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Here I sit all broken hearted.
Came to chit but only farted.
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Mary had a little bike, the pump was on the front, every time she hit a bump the pump went up her c*nt.
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Campfire Outfitter
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In a lot of construction site Porta Potties-
"Hey, this is (name of foreman usually)- I'm under the seat. Come get me at quitting time..... "
Or one that make me laugh out loud in the outhouse first time I saw it- "Scotty, don't beam me up I'm taking a shiiiiii....( and a line going up the wall)
In a bathroom in Alaska- " I sure hope there aren't any bears in this bathhhhhhhroooooo......... and a squiggly line going toward the door...
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
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Campfire Regular
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Due to the toilet paper shortage...please use both sides!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Portable on a job site,
This is a teepee for you to weewee,
not a wigwam to beat your tomtom
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No matter how you shake
and how you dance
the last drop
always falls in your pants Or, No matter how much you shake and squeeze the last drop goes in your BVDs. The reality of it doesn't completely set in until you reach an advanced age.
Stupidity has its way, while its cousin, evil, runs rampant.
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On this toilet seat I sit
Trying hard to take a [bleep]
And as I write upon these walls
Sneaky crabs invade my balls
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Campfire Regular
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About 10yrs ago my two sons and I were having a beer at the Salty Dog Saloon on the Homer Spit and there were 100’s of 1$ bills stapled to the walls with messages on them. In the men’s room above the urinal was one that said “Andy chugs cock for a Buck”. I had to take a pic and send it to my sons hunting buddy Andy.
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Campfire Ranger
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Written on the bottom of the door, in little letters.
I suppose, I suppose,
Your ass is higher than your nose.
Truck drivers with 13-speed shïtter,
please use low range,
toilet not equipped with mud flaps.
On the wall on the right.
"Shïthouse tennis, look left."
On the left wall.
"Shïthouse tennis, look right."
Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to schidt and only farted
then one day I took a chance,
tried to start and schidt my pants.
On the TP dispenser,
"JB Hunt pay roll, do not exceed 1800rpm"
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Oracle
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He who writes upon bathroom walls
Rolls his shiet in little balls
He who reads these words of wit
Eats this little balls of shiet
Be like dad , not like sis , lift the lid before you piss
Kenneth Read the top a couple of times. Ive crapped in Germany, Ive crapped in France. Before crapping here again, I'll crap in my pants.
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Latrine at Fort Carson
‘Lifers are like flies—they eat $hit and bother people’
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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No matter how you shake
and how you dance
the last drop
always falls in your pants Or, No matter how much you shake and squeeze the last drop goes in your BVDs. The reality of it doesn't completely set in until you reach an advanced age. And then its not a drop.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Oracle
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Latrine at Fort Carson
‘Lifers are like flies—they eat $hit and bother people’ I think ill start carrying a felt tip pen. Dimocraps are like flies - they eat schiett and bother people.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Savant
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Call 867-5309
Last edited by hanco; 02/05/22.
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About 10yrs ago my two sons and I were having a beer at the Salty Dog Saloon on the Homer Spit and there were 100’s of 1$ bills stapled to the walls with messages on them. In the men’s room above the urinal was one that said “Andy chugs cock for a Buck”. I had to take a pic and send it to my sons hunting buddy Andy. Quite a place the Salty Dog be. Last time I was there, there were bras hanging from the rafters. Seems is a lady would launch her flopper stopper and get it to stay in the rafters, she got a free drink. The wife had an amaretto sour. There were Sharpies hanging from a cup near the restrooms so you could write a poem on the wall. And you could use your pocketknife to carve your initials in the tables. Yup an interesting place.
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