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The Shoe Tavern, Ellensburg, WA, circa '76... Written on the condom machine "WA State Trooper Raincoats"
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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This toilet paper is John Wayne approved:
Rough and Tough and don’t take chit off no one.
Stall wall back in high school.
Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan
For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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My favorites are: Here I sit my buns a flexin giving birth to another Texan
And some stickers someone had made on the hand dryers that said
" Push button for a Clinton speech"
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Posts: 990
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Had a stall at work with a target drawn on the wall labeled bugger darts. Yep it had buggers stuck to it.
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crockett
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Campfire Ranger
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I remember seeing an ass gasket dispenser with "free cowboy hats".
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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“Don’t throw matches in the toilet Crabs can pole-vault.”
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Posts: 19,278 Likes: 5
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2004
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In a bathroom at Grubb's restaurant in Rock Springs Wyoming. 1977.
Don't throw toothpicks in the toilet, the crabs can pole vault out.
kwg
For liberals and anarchists, power and control is opium, selling envy is the fastest and easiest way to get it. TRR. American conservative. Never trust a white liberal. Malcom X Current NRA member.
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For a good time call 867-5309
Yours in Liberty,
BL
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About 10yrs ago my two sons and I were having a beer at the Salty Dog Saloon on the Homer Spit and there were 100’s of 1$ bills stapled to the walls with messages on them. In the men’s room above the urinal was one that said “Andy chugs cock for a Buck”. I had to take a pic and send it to my sons hunting buddy Andy. Quite a place the Salty Dog be. Last time I was there, there were bras hanging from the rafters. Seems is a lady would launch her flopper stopper and get it to stay in the rafters, she got a free drink. The wife had an amaretto sour. There were Sharpies hanging from a cup near the restrooms so you could write a poem on the wall. And you could use your pocketknife to carve your initials in the tables. Yup an interesting place. The Salty Dog is my kind of place. I need to make another trip there. Ok Andy, if you say so !
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to chit, but only farted.  I went for a second chance, This time i chit my pants!
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There have been a few versions of this one but I read:
Here on the Toilet I sit.
I am so brokenhearted,
I paid a quarter to s__t.
And all I have done is farted,
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Over the urinal at Fort Custer:
This is the qualification range. If you have failed to zero your weapon, please be seated in the remedial marksmanship trainer in the stall to your right.
Old70
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Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to [bleep],but only farted
A little while later I took a chance
Tried to fart and schitt my pants
Above the urinal in a porta potty read,
What you're doing right now is against the law
A mans hand holding a little boys penis
Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.
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In several FBO’s
Pilots with short pitot tubes please taxi up close to the urinal.
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Campfire Outfitter
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I recall a multi-stanza poem about Barnacle Bill the Sailor written on the wall of a Boy Scout camp cabin when I was a kid. Man, I wish I had transcribed it. When you read it, you could hear how it would sound if sung in an opera. It was EPIC!
Politics is War by Other Means
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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In the day old...
When Knights were Bold...
They left their load...
Beside the road...
And walked away contented.
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Still like the Fairbanks one better...
"Oh Lord, Please give us One More Pipeline... We promise to not piss it away also. Amen"
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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Seen in a U-M bathroom stall:
Don’t drop acid, take it pass/fail
Old70
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Campfire Ranger
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Someone wrote "I f*cked your mother."
Someone below wrote, "Go home dad. You're drunk."
Another one. Arrow pointing down and gap below stall wall. Above it, "Beware of gay limbo dancers."
Carpe' Scrotum
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Campfire Ranger
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Another on on condom dispenser, "This gum tastes like [bleep]"
Carpe' Scrotum
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In the men's room in a restaurant in southeast Colorado is a sign above the toilet. It has a picture of a deer inside of crosshairs. The sign states, "It is amazing how a man can hit a running deer at 300 yards yet miss the toilet at 1 foot away.
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