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We aim to please! You aim too…PLEASE!
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Remember, no job is finished until the paperwork is done
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About 10yrs ago my two sons and I were having a beer at the Salty Dog Saloon on the Homer Spit and there were 100’s of 1$ bills stapled to the walls with messages on them. In the men’s room above the urinal was one that said “Andy chugs cock for a Buck”. I had to take a pic and send it to my sons hunting buddy Andy. Quite a place the Salty Dog be. Last time I was there, there were bras hanging from the rafters. Seems is a lady would launch her flopper stopper and get it to stay in the rafters, she got a free drink. The wife had an amaretto sour. There were Sharpies hanging from a cup near the restrooms so you could write a poem on the wall. And you could use your pocketknife to carve your initials in the tables. Yup an interesting place. The bar in Chicken has ladies panties on the ceiling. Good Lord. Chicken has a bar? The last time I was there it only had a tiny trading post with a single gas pump up front. The gas pump was the older type with a 10 gallon glass bottle on top. You would use a hand pump on the side to pump the desired number of gallons of fuel you wanted and then let gravity drain the hose into your tank. My oh my progress has arrived in Chicken.
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I once heard of a house that a bunch of young ladies living in. Someone painted on the bottom of the toilet seat, "It's nice to have a man in the house."
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“Boss earns a dollar, I earn a dime.
That’s why I [bleep] on company time.”
"There's no schadenfreude like Hillary Clinton schadenfreude."
- Tamara Keel
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The boss gets a dollar
I get a dime
That's why I poop
On company time
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Seen on the wall at NAF Sigionella in 1979: "Officers, please do not eat the urinal cakes!" Saw a similar plaque above each urinal in the Enlisted Club at NAS Keflavik - "Marines, Please Do Not Eat The Urinal Mints"
I never thought I'd grow up to be a grumpy old man, but I did, and I'm killin' it.
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Not graffiti, but my best bathroom stall caper was back when the company I worked for moved us into a new office. Everyone got name plates for their office door. So one morning I came in early and took two of the nameplates off the offices of two guys who were real practical jokers and used double-sided tape to put one on each door of the two stalls in the men's room.
Everyone who came out of the men's room was cracking up, and somehow they all knew who did it.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Here I come to sit and think . . .
But all I do is sh*t and stink . . .
I never thought I'd grow up to be a grumpy old man, but I did, and I'm killin' it.
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When I was young and had no sense
I stuck my dick in an electric fence
It curled my hair and tingled my balls
And made me schit in my overalls.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Above a urinal at college.
"Freshman, don't eat the big mints"
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"For a good time, call SACharlie" (This would be in the men's room of course)
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
MOLON LABE
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Been over 30 years since I saw it at Philmont so I don't remember it all. But something about
a tree surgeon named Lee,
who had a young lady in a tree.
<Missing lines but ends with>
That's a moss covered hole, not me!
Dale
This space for rent
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There is a toilet mounted probably 16” from a facing wall in a hardware store I sometimes frequent. On said wall is an “X” and it reads “for maximum torque place head here”
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There is a toilet mounted probably 16” from a facing wall in a hardware store I sometimes frequent. On said wall is an “X” and it reads “for maximum torque place head here” Not clear how that applies “torque”! 😉
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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1980 in a truck stop in New Mexico, a poet wrote... There was a man from Nantucket whose prick was so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin, he said with a grin, if my ear was a c*nt I would f**k it.
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