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Pre-season scouting is looking pretty good for him this spring. I just hope the rain washed the turkey poop off his porch............and that in the heat of the hunt he remembers to slide the glass door open.  ![[Linked Image from live.staticflickr.com]](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51889566390_5f27db40ed_b.jpg)
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Well some may call that a deluxe blind....cool picture
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Well some may call that a deluxe blind....cool picture Yeah. Pretty posh. A 5000 square foot box blind.
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Neat picture! And the scenery in the background is pretty nice too!
Good friend up by Mauston, WI kept finding a basement window broken, multiple times. He'd fix it, it would get broken, repeat! He set up a trail cam to try and figure out what was going on and found that a local tom was attacking his reflection in the window! Lol!
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Neat picture! And the scenery in the background is pretty nice too!
Good friend up by Mauston, WI kept finding a basement window broken, multiple times. He'd fix it, it would get broken, repeat! He set up a trail cam to try and figure out what was going on and found that a local tom was attacking his reflection in the window! Lol! This is EXACTLY why it's hard not to laugh when someone tells me they're hunting this old bird that's "SO SMART ". They're as dumb as a box of rocks. Their nature can make them frustrating to hunt, at times. But, Einstein they AIN'T. Buddy of mine came out of the woods a couple years ago to find 2 or 3 jakes pecking the crap outta the front bumper of his pickup .
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Just call him into the house and ask him to take off his feathers and take a nice soak in the turkey roaster.
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Here's a riddle for you yOder.....
What do you call a guy that claims he's been paid by the turkey hunting and choke tube industries for two decades won't tell who paid him and hides behind a bogus user name on the internet ?
Just answer the riddle yoderbOy
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Neat picture! And the scenery in the background is pretty nice too!
Good friend up by Mauston, WI kept finding a basement window broken, multiple times. He'd fix it, it would get broken, repeat! He set up a trail cam to try and figure out what was going on and found that a local tom was attacking his reflection in the window! Lol! This is EXACTLY why it's hard not to laugh when someone tells me they're hunting this old bird that's "SO SMART ". They're as dumb as a box of rocks. Their nature can make them frustrating to hunt, at times. But, Einstein they AIN'T. Buddy of mine came out of the woods a couple years ago to find 2 or 3 jakes pecking the crap outta the front bumper of his pickup . Where I've always been on turkeys myself.
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Just call him into the house and ask him to take off hios feathers and take a nice soak in the turkey roaster. The kitchen's right inside that door, so it shouldn't be a stretch
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Shooting that turkey would be kinda like fishing in a koi pond. LOL.
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I always said, I don't need a smart one, just a volunteer....
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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I always said, I don't need a smart one, just a volunteer.... PERFECT !!!!
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Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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Had one jumped on me once while sitting with full camo ....mask on face....looking down trying to get a call to make a purr...heard something coming fast, looked up and 2 toms running fast as the they could cover ground, First bird jumped on my head...fighting him off best I could...throw 3 at him never touched a feather.
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That's why turkey guns have short barrels. For those self-defense situations, when a tom tries to rape you.
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Neat picture! And the scenery in the background is pretty nice too!
Good friend up by Mauston, WI kept finding a basement window broken, multiple times. He'd fix it, it would get broken, repeat! He set up a trail cam to try and figure out what was going on and found that a local tom was attacking his reflection in the window! Lol! This is EXACTLY why it's hard not to laugh when someone tells me they're hunting this old bird that's "SO SMART ". They're as dumb as a box of rocks. Their nature can make them frustrating to hunt, at times. But, Einstein they AIN'T. Buddy of mine came out of the woods a couple years ago to find 2 or 3 jakes pecking the crap outta the front bumper of his pickup . A turkey may not be able to add 2+2, but I would bet he could outsmart you in the woods and still peck on a bumper.
I was thinking the other day how much I used to hate Bill Clinton. He was freaking George Washington compared to what they are now.
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Neat picture! And the scenery in the background is pretty nice too!
Good friend up by Mauston, WI kept finding a basement window broken, multiple times. He'd fix it, it would get broken, repeat! He set up a trail cam to try and figure out what was going on and found that a local tom was attacking his reflection in the window! Lol! This is EXACTLY why it's hard not to laugh when someone tells me they're hunting this old bird that's "SO SMART ". They're as dumb as a box of rocks. Their nature can make them frustrating to hunt, at times. But, Einstein they AIN'T. Buddy of mine came out of the woods a couple years ago to find 2 or 3 jakes pecking the crap outta the front bumper of his pickup . A turkey may not be able to add 2+2, but I would bet he could outsmart you in the woods and still peck on a bumper. "Outsmart" ?? No. Me not being able to make him go against his instincts ?? Yep. Sometimes. Boils down to this: The good Lord ain't never made a gobbler I can't kill. I just gotta be there at the right time on the day he wants to die.
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Boils down to this:
The good Lord ain't never made a gobbler I can't kill. I just gotta be there at the right time on the day he wants to die.
“This ain’t Dodge City and you aren’t Bill Hickock”
I was thinking the other day how much I used to hate Bill Clinton. He was freaking George Washington compared to what they are now.
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Boils down to this:
The good Lord ain't never made a gobbler I can't kill. I just gotta be there at the right time on the day he wants to die.
“This ain’t Dodge City and you aren’t Bill Hickock” Haha !!! Suit yourself.
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Boils down to this:
The good Lord ain't never made a gobbler I can't kill. I just gotta be there at the right time on the day he wants to die.
“This ain’t Dodge City and you aren’t Bill Hickock” Last I checked Wild Bill wasn't a phony internet Cowboy.
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