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The last 3 pairs of jeans and a pair of shorts I bought have short zippers, what's up with that bullchit. With my belt on opening is only like 3 inches, you know how hard it is to dig your pecker out when you're about to piss your pants.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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AMEN...........Wrangler cowboy cut have longer zippers
How can I tell you bye if you wont leave?
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Yep.
Have to yard the sonofabitch up and over.
I am MAGA.
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ya thats the low cut style. made for skinny guys with little packages. i had to shop around to find something that i could wear. i pretty much only wear carhartts these days. the jeans i have are lees with the elastic waist. nice snug fit and no belt needed.
My diploma is a DD214
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I'm far from skinny, boot-cut jeans. 36x32
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Ione morning in the dark I put my shorts on backwards.
That was confusing and terrifying all at the same time.
I am MAGA.
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Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Built for the guy who has to drop 'em all the way to his knees and squat to pee- - - - -man bun wearing dummycraps and RINO's for instance.
Last edited by Hotrod_Lincoln; 02/19/22.
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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I'm far from skinny, boot-cut jeans. 36x32 thats my size too in most jeans. 38 in others. thats why i like the stretch waist. plus if i eat or drink a lot i don't feel like a sausage
My diploma is a DD214
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One of my chief bitches is that the zipper tabs on guys jeans, these days, look like a lady's dress zipper tab. Old guy with arthritis hands and they want me to deal with a tab that's maybe meant for a child's hands.
"Chances Will Be Taken"
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1965 - as a freshman in high school, mom bought me 4 pair of button fly Levi's to start school with. Four days into "2-a-day" football practice, I broke my left arm! 🤯 Learning to button up your fly with one arm in a cast from wrist to armpit was NOT fun. None of my buddies would help me for some reason? Are you a "sitzpinkler"? https://www.mylifeingermany.com/german-men-sit-pee/My dad had 1 brother. No sisters. My mom had 5 sisters. No brothers. I had 3 sisters. No brothers. I have 2 daughters. No sons. I've had female problems my entire life. 😜
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The last 3 pairs of jeans and a pair of shorts I bought have short zippers, what's up with that bullchit. With my belt on opening is only like 3 inches, you know how hard it is to dig your pecker out when you're about to piss your pants. The last 3 pairs of jeans and a pair of shorts I bought have short zippers, what's up with that bullchit. With my belt on opening is only like 3 inches, you know how hard it is to dig your pecker out when you're about to piss your pants. Even worse when it's about -40F and 'old Duke' is really hidin' in the doghouse... 
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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One of my chief bitches is that the zipper tabs on guys jeans, these days, look like a lady's dress zipper tab. Old guy with arthritis hands and they want me to deal with a tab that's maybe meant for a child's hands. Make your own out of a small piece of parachute cord. Just tie a tiny knot. https://www.ebay.com/itm/393211156766
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Campfire 'Bwana
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1965 - as a freshman in high school, mom bought me 4 pair of button fly Levi's to start school with. Four days into "2-a-day" football practice, I broke my left arm! 🤯 Learning to button up your fly with one arm in a cast from wrist to armpit was NOT fun. None of my buddies would help me for some reason? Are you a "sitzpinkler"? https://www.mylifeingermany.com/german-men-sit-pee/My dad had 1 brother. No sisters. My mom had 5 sisters. No brothers. I had 3 sisters. No brothers. I have 2 daughters. No sons. I've had female problems my entire life. 😜 been there done that, wore 501 into my 40s.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Recently purchased Levi's 517 boot cuts (34x30) have "automatic zippers"... walk 100 ft and the zippers all the way down... I feel the draft when outside, But in a store ect. i have to rely on the odd glances of others...
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Damn short zippers are apparently a thing now. Got a pair of jeans that have that. They got relegated to changing oil pants, only wear them for tasks that ruin clothes and don’t take very long. Hell with short zippers.
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They do the short zippers because most people wear the waist around their knees.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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....should never be made of plastic.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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