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Poor Bastard: Fox News StoryBeyondWords A men’s cross-country skier competing in the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing suffered frostbite to his penis during Saturday’s competition, according to multiple reports. The 24-year-old Finnish skier, Remi Lindholm, battled brutal temperatures and strong winds for over an hour racing in the shortened men’s 50km mass start free race, causing his penile area to freeze, Reuters reported.
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Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the snow!
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Frost bitten appendages often require amputation. I don't know if a transplant has ever been attempted, but there are organ donors available. ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/20/cf/e1/20cfe109b3664837db06cfbc3e27acb8--old-men-art-photography.jpg)
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Another reason not to go to China.
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i pissed outside when it was about -15 one time and about froze my crank off. thats a whole different kind of cold.
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so does he have to wait for spring thaw?
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Real men don't wear lycra tights.
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Had a friend that was maniacal about running. He would be out there in any temperature during the winter getting his miles in. He would tuck a scrap of tanned fox fur in the front of his drawers to protect his junk.
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Frost bitten appendages often require amputation. I don't know if a transplant has ever been attempted, but there are organ donors available. I read about a guy that had a penis transplant but his hand rejected it! 🤣
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Is the cure mouth to mouth, well mouth to … for this? Hope the nurse is hot… and female.
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Shortened Men's Race? remind me to stay away from that event!
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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This shouldn't even be public. Poor guy has enough embarrassment to deal with, without everyone in the country reading about it. Not like he did anything wrong.
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If trying to win a damn race is more important than your dick, you dont need to be reproducing, anyway.
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Dude probably came back from the Olympics with the clap and had to come up with an excuse mui pronto for the missus. “Yeah honey, the drippy dick is on account of the frostbite I got in the 10,000 meter. I shoulda wore longjohns.”
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Does that mean he was "frozen stiff"?
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This is the second time he did it, apparently slow learner
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Should have known better. Any man who spends extended time in very cold weather should know this. Modern man has lost the skills if independence
In the arctic before synthetics thick felt over shorts were common as an outer garment in the arctic. Long parkas too.
Protects the femoral arteries and the penis.
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Did it do permanent damage?
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