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Rene'
I don't know if it's been suggested, but in your case I'd look at diet.
*This post sponsored by CiCi's, China Buffet, and Long John Silvers.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Jeepers, do none of you remember the "wife appreciation" thread?
Most here claim to have a keeper.
Know I don't deserve mine!
Want your bride to do nice things for you? Then do nice things for her.
EVEN IF YOU'VE HAD THE WHISTLING SCHIDTS ALL NIGHT!
Good job Rene, way to man the f-bomb up.
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
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Unfortunate. Explosive diarrhea & clothes shopping with the wife sounds sounds highly unappealing. I think the worst is over and should be GTG. Clothes shopping with a woman.... All the questions they ask you when trying on schit or just looking at schit on the racks No right answers their are possible. All the fugging waiting... We all see that poor guy out with his old lady clothes shopping at times. A glad it's not me moment. A it sucks to be you right now kinda thing. Well Im gonna be that guy today... Married man captive guy out clothes shopping with da wife. Just keep my chin up and take my punishment..... Fuuuuck....π€¦ββοΈπ¬π¬ππππππ I hope you enjoy holding her purse.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Stop eating raw kidney beans.
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Beefaroni has a time delay fuse.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Rene'
I don't know if it's been suggested, but in your case I'd look at diet.
*This post sponsored by CiCi's, China Buffet, and Long John Silvers.
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It's over ...
We are home...
Down in the mancave.
Khan upstairs showing off her clothes to the daughter.
OD,d on clothes shopping about noon at the food court.
I had a coke.
Khan had some salad thingamabob and a fruit smoothie what the fugg ever...
Been able to fart with confidence since about 9 930 this morning.
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Now is the time to fix that set of sour bowels and get to eating the yogurt. It's the only way I can get my guts back into shape after such an episode. Yogurt. Lots of it. No booze, no beer. No soda pop with sugar. Nothing greasy. Yogurt. Crackers, cheese and water.
Did I mention yogurt ??
kwg
For liberals and anarchists, power and control is opium, selling envy is the fastest and easiest way to get it. TRR. American conservative. Never trust a white liberal. Malcom X Current NRA member.
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Rene hasn't replied in 2 hours, Khan took his phone away and he's in Kohls right now. π€£π€£π€£π€£ prolly checking out the MILFs in lululemons....
Dave
οΏ½The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.οΏ½ Lou Holtz
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It's over ...
We are home...
Down in the mancave.
Khan upstairs showing off her clothes to the daughter.
OD,d on clothes shopping about noon at the food court.
I had a coke.
Khan had some salad thingamabob and a fruit smoothie what the fugg ever...
Been able to fart with confidence since about 9 930 this morning.
πππππ€£π€£π€£ you didnt go to the Rainforest Cafe?
Dave
οΏ½The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.οΏ½ Lou Holtz
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I had it semi (soft chocolate....  . )for 3 days 4x/day, after Mexico. Don't put ice in your Sprite..... Unless you make it yourself with bottled water..
Last edited by las; 02/26/22.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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You just needed an excuse to send Slum smoke signals.
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crockett
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It's over ...
We are home...
Down in the mancave.
Khan upstairs showing off her clothes to the daughter.
OD,d on clothes shopping about noon at the food court.
I had a coke.
Khan had some salad thingamabob and a fruit smoothie what the fugg ever...
Been able to fart with confidence since about 9 930 this morning.
πππππ€£π€£π€£ you didnt go to the Rainforest Cafe? Fugg no... Place is not on me or khans to do list at opry . Even when she took the 3 daughters on craptastic shopping sprees their over the yrs. They never hit the place either. ππππππ
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You just needed an excuse to send Slum smoke signals. LOL!!! Slumlord gets hemmed up regularly by Mrs. Slumlord on shopping spree duty. Him about 653 times Me about 1 or 2 times He just wont post about it on here. That manly man thing... πππππππ₯΄π₯΄π₯΄π€£π€£π€π€
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That stick lloyd hands all the Yellowstone super club inductees to bite down during initiation was leftover from John duttons marital days when shopping boutiques with the wife.......
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