I may have played this back when this thread started, but it's always good for another listen
You know that is a guy in the pic right?
If so, I had no idea.
Was first introduced to the song on a friend's playlist.
Never looked into the group..............and really don't care.
Marilyn Manson dressed and looked funny too. Rocky Horror picture show was also fun. Seems the Cure dude used to wear skirts or something.
Bothers me not one iota.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
And you have never done stupid schit because of it?
Good Lort,
wut kinda man would let that stuff go to his head and clog his thinkin'???
Unfortunately bro I have fallen into this trap too many times......
Uh, yeah.
I think it comes with high T levels.
Like rutting bulls coming to a cow call, only to get stuck with an arrow.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Why do I get the impression Paul would screw a dead muskrat?
By the way it sounds.... He did!
lololol
I hate this song, (and I'm not even a fan of this band or the Captain and that gal) but even muskrats need lovin'
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
I hooked up with a chick out west when I was doing a cross country motorcycle tour. She was okay in the looks department. She seemed to have nice tatas. That was a good enough starting point. As is often the case with my luck, things went awry from there. I got her in the bed. A dim light from the lamp shone lightly on her. The top came off. The jeans came off, then she unfurled her tits. They rather favored a softball in a tube sock. She eagerly tore her panties off, revealing what looked like a Komondor in a leg lock.
I wasn't sure where I would find the inspiration to proceed, so I thought part the sea of matted steel wool and do a little tongue dance on her love button. Surprisingly, she guided me away. I don't know what I did to rise to the occasion, maybe I fantasized about masturbating, but much like I did in my drunken college days, I found a way to lift my spirits. I gave it a good pounding for a while then went to the bathroom to clean up. As I dragged the rubber off my hapless member, a waft of raunch the likes of which hadn't stung my nostrils since I ran over the dead, bloated dog in a rented 3 cylinder Renault schidtbox in Martinique on a hot summer day.
I wept. I don't know if it was from extreme sorrow for what I had done to my little friend, or from the OC like character of her tunnel of putrifaction, but tears flowed from my eyes. In the midst of both the sorrow and horror of that moment, I found an overwhelming sense of gratitude that she had guided me away from going down.
Who revives these old threads anyway? Paul......sounds like your girl may have left a potato up in there to rot.
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I plugged a skank in Utah back in my post divorce days. When I went to the bathroom and ripped the condom off, the fumes stung my nostrils for the first time. When I got done gagging I looked down at the little feller and issued a teary apology.
Roll her over! Sounds like you were playin’ the back nine?
I plugged a skank in Utah back in my post divorce days. When I went to the bathroom and ripped the condom off, the fumes stung my nostrils for the first time. When I got done gagging I looked down at the little feller and issued a teary apology.
Roll her over! Sounds like you were playin’ the back nine?
In my best Chinese accent..........
Wong Ho!!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
I plugged a skank in Utah back in my post divorce days. When I went to the bathroom and ripped the condom off, the fumes stung my nostrils for the first time. When I got done gagging I looked down at the little feller and issued a teary apology.
Roll her over! Sounds like you were playin’ the back nine?
Im not reading through 26 pages to see if this has been posted or not, if it has, you get to enjoy it twice. "A man spends 9 months trying to get out of one and the rest of his life trying to get back in!"
