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She's hot!
Can you even feel anything with spandex condoms?
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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She's hot!
Can you even feel anything with spandex condoms? She was so good she could make you feel through a concrete condom.
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insert bullschit story about porking a hot latina maid on a business trip <here>
My diploma is a DD214
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The work release in spokane has girls working at the downtown motels. Suffice it to say that their moral comapss doesn't always point north, and they're time monitored, so......godspeed.
I would not buy something that runs on any kind of primer given the possibility of primer shortages and even regulations. In fact, why not buy a flintlock? Really. Rocks aren't going away anytime soon.
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She's hot!
Can you even feel anything with spandex condoms? I get the ribbed ones and turn them inside-out....for MY pleasure.
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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Hotel maids, no
But back in the '70s, there was this Dunkin' Donuts girl doing a promotional tour, and staying at a hotel
my buddies worked at. We all got a chance to fill her with Boston cream. - - Too Much Information.
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You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans. That is the funniest thing I have read in a while! +1 
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Holy [bleep] this is too funny!!!
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Had a buddy of mine vacation in Ocean City Md back in early 2000s. Apparently back then (not sure now), there were tons of Eastern European kids there on summer visas for work. His maid was from Estonia IIRC, and they flirted quite a bit despite the language barrier.
Gets home, downloads his digital camera, I guess she had taken a bunch of exciting selfies for him. He was sick. LoL.  Had a buddy staying in a hotel for shot-show, and when he got home, there were pictures on his camera of the black 300lb maid with his toothbrush mashed up against her starfish! He was sick too!  Two very different definitions of sick!
"Ignorance is acceptable, because you can remedy it with knowledge and research. Stupidity is when you guard your ignorance."
Ted Nugent
"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you."
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Yep in fact I married her.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Didn't Kobe Bryant get in trouble for boning a maid in 2003 when he was in Vail, CO, for knee surgery? Yep, she Me Too'ed his ass I believe IIRC, cost him a $3MM "make up" diamond ring to keep momma from divorcing his butt...
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Had a buddy of mine vacation in Ocean City Md back in early 2000s. Apparently back then (not sure now), there were tons of Eastern European kids there on summer visas for work. His maid was from Estonia IIRC, and they flirted quite a bit despite the language barrier.
Gets home, downloads his digital camera, I guess she had taken a bunch of exciting selfies for him. He was sick. LoL. Had a buddy staying in a hotel for shot-show, and when he got home, there were pictures on his camera of the black 300lb maid with his toothbrush mashed up against her starfish! He was sick too! Welcome to Texas 🤮 😂
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Didn't Kobe Bryant get in trouble for boning a maid in 2003 when he was in Vail, CO, for knee surgery? Yep, she Me Too'ed his ass I believe IIRC, cost him a $3MM "make up" diamond ring to keep momma from divorcing his butt... Expensive piece of tail.
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Didn't Kobe Bryant get in trouble for boning a maid in 2003 when he was in Vail, CO, for knee surgery? Yep, she Me Too'ed his ass I believe IIRC, cost him a $3MM "make up" diamond ring to keep momma from divorcing his butt... Expensive piece of tail. Things were going fine until he stuck it in her butt. Or something like that.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans. That is the funniest thing I have read in a while! +1 +2 Plus, for the last 25 years, I've been married to KYHillChick. She's been plenty. Even when I was doing the road warrior thing, I'd not risk it with something that looked like one of Tatoo's cousins. Even if I intiallly survived 'HillChick finding out, I'd be living for the rest of my short miserable life looking over my shoulder. Eventually, her kin would catch up to me and I'd be fed to the hogs. Dating a hillbilly girl makes a man rethink his ways.
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My crew lived in a motel for 15 months in South Texas while we were in the shipyard building our facility. Several maids and desk girls got screwed. The manager took up with one of the guys on the other crew. They were trying to hook a guy with a good paying job and some did. A few ended up getting married.
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My crew lived in a motel for 15 months in South Texas while we were in the shipyard building our facility. Several maids and desk girls got screwed. The manager took up with one of the guys on the other crew. They were trying to hook a guy with a good paying job and some did. A few ended up getting married. LOL. I did a long project out of state, and had long term rooms at the motel for myself and my crews. One of the desk girls was off the chart hot. She looked like Kate Beckinsale. Coulda been her twin. I've always like Kate Beckinsale.... Didn't marry her though.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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I’ll just save my wiener for the good stuff! You know, librarians.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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There were a couple in the hotel I was staying at near Grand Rapids I might have made a run at in my younger days but that was before AIDS and all the other crap that came up.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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