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What is it? What is the single, greatest line of country music ever written?
I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison." ...I'm not even a country music fan, but that cracks me up every time, and I find myself screaming along with ol' David.
Have at it--watcha got?
Wade
"Let's Roll!" - Todd Beamer 9/11/01.
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“So Now you know , and don’t ever ask me again who’s Julie”
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“Who taught who, the cold hard facts of life”
Porter wagoner
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MAGA
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"Because you're mine, I walk the line."
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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"Because you're mine, I walk the line." Geez, only two responses and we may already have a winner! Great call!
Wade
"Let's Roll!" - Todd Beamer 9/11/01.
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This successful life we’re livings got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys.
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“Here’s a quarter call someone who cares”.
“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version)
"And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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"This time, he's over her for good."
He Stopped Loving Her Today
George Jones
NRA Life VHA Life
US Army Security Agency (72-77)
US Army INSCOM (77-79)
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Critter Bill's response is spot on.
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Thibodeaux Fontainbleau, the place is buzzin’
Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen
Dress in style, go hog wild, me oh, my oh
Son of a gun we’ll have big fun on the bayou.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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"Because you're mine, I walk the line." Geez, only two responses and we may already have a winner! Great call! The song has meaning, real meaning. At least to me. Not yer typical, " My dog run off, my wife left me, my boat sunk, my truck broke down so I got drunk" song.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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When tears come down
Like falling rain
You'll toss around
And call my name
You'll walk the floor
The way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you...
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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"A country boy can survive"
Next thread please
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
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Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison." When I read the thread title that's the exact line that came to mind first.
Black Cows Matter!
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"The wise man will bow down before the throne"
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Some people are born to be tied down, some people are born to be free
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same... President Ronald Reagan
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I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison." When I read the thread title that's the exact line that came to mind first. Same here.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Too hot to fish, too hot for golf,and too cold at home.
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'Take this job and shove it" Johnny Paycheck
'"Cause we'll put a boot in your ass, It's the American way" Toby Keith
"I'm gonna try, to enjoy the ride, all the way down" Gary Allan
Dedicated Master of the Western Influenced Martial Art known simply as "KLIK PAO" !!!
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Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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