That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on And from the rear, a voice was heard A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear "What the...am I doin' here?"
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
I don't like to brag, But we're kinda proud of that ragged old flag
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
When I was just a baby my mama told me "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns" But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry
Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone Everything that I've got is just what I've got on I ain't got a dime, but what I got is mine I ain't rich, but Lord I'm free...
Hard to narrow it down, but, "I'm sitting at home, digging up bones, exhuming things that's better left alone" (Randy Travis) would be in the running.
"You're the reason our kids are ugly" (Conway & Lorretta) probably would be too.
This whole song (CW McCall) is full of them, but I like this part the best..
"Sign says clearance to the twelve foot line But the chickens was stacked to thirteen nine Well, we shot that tunnel at a hundred and ten Like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen We took that top row of chickens off slicker than the scum off a Louisiana swamp"
Hank Jr, "I said, Well Hoss, you better get you some corks 'cause your gonna have to plug up a few holes." ------------------------------- Or, I know Warren Zevon did it originally, but from Hank Jr, "Send lawyers, guns, and money" -----------------------------
Hank Jr again, "I'd like to spit some Beech Nut in that dude's eyes, then shoot him with my .45" ---------------------------- Sawyer Brown..
"She went home when she found out Said, "Pack your bags I want you out" Her boyfriend thought She was talking jive 'til he saw her standing With a .45 A .45's quicker than 409 Betty cleaned house For the very last time --------------------------------- Ray Stevens (Hugo The Human Cannon Ball)
"There was Hugo, And there was Hugo, There was Hugo all over the place!"
This whole Gary Allan song is great, but I'll just pick out a portion..
"Well I know one day, I'll give you away And I'm gonna stand there and smile And when I get home, and I'm all alone Well, I'll sit in your room for a while Well I didn't cry when Old Yeller died At least not in front of my friends But when tough little boys grow up to be dads They turn into big babies again."
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Joe Diffie "You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe De Ville I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made You know, if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates I met all my wives in traffic jams There's just something women like about a pickup man"
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BJ Thomas
"Hey, won't you play, another somebody done somebody wrong song."