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Jose Cuervo You are a friend of mine. I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.
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“If you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough”
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I did not read the whole thread sorry. But it had to be...Carrie Underwood - Jesus, Take The Wheel
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And now I just thought I'd mention my Grandma's old age pension Is the reason why I'm standing here today I got all my country learning, millin' and a churning Pickin' cotton, rasin' hell, and bailin' hay
Billy Joe Shaver
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Commander Cody: My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin' If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln."
My brothers were 14 years older than me and they played that alot when I was young..
Ted
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I'm to young to feel this damn old
Don't outsmart your common sense
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Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile Copenhagen, do yourself a favor Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild
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Well I might a gone fishing…….
The road to the river….
Is a mighty long way…..
Just a lil hard thinking…..
Has led me to drinking
I’m just taking it easy….
It’s my lazy day
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"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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How do you do? ..My name is SUE!
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Campfire Kahuna
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""You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I've had some bad times, Lived through some sad times, This time the hurtin' won't heal. You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.'
Sam......
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Jerry Jeff Walker, Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother :
M is for the mud flaps you give me for my pickup truck O is for the oil put I put on my hair T is for T-Bird H is for Haggard E is for eggs R is for REDNECK
Old Corps
Semper Fi
FJB
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Sometimes you are the windshield, sometimes you are the bug.
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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Your husband is cheatin' on us.
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Thank god & greyhound she's gone.
Sacred cows make good burgers when you know what temperature to cook them at.-Rev. Billy
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Pancho was a bandit boy His horse was fast as polished steel He wore his gun outside his pants For all the honest world to feel
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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I have read this whole thread. There’s much I don’t disagree with, some I do. I need to ask, since I’ve not seen it yet, “And what are you gonna do with good ole boys like me?”
Mathew 22: 37-39
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Now that woman she gets uglier and she gets meaner every day, But I got'er boy! And that makes me a WINNER??!!
Bobby Bare
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Down in the horse corral
Standing alone
Is an ol cavayo
A Strawberry Roan
"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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Lost my wife and a girlfriend, somewhere along the way.
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""You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I've had some bad times, Lived through some sad times, This time the hurtin' won't heal. You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.' One piece of logging equipment around here over the years, got to be called Lucille, 'cause she picked the damnedest times to go on a pout. One of the greatest days was when scrap got to 350 a ton and the Lucille went to the scrap yard.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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