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Campfire Ranger
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So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes 'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me 'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round 3
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy) Hey, Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me 'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You play pretty good fiddle boy
but give the Devil his due...
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"He found them that evening in a tavern in town in a quiet little out of the way place And they smile at each other when he walked through the door And they died with their smiles on their faces They died with their smiles on their face"
"For you can't hang a man for killin' a woman Who's tryin' to steal your horse"
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Back through the years I go wandering once again back through the seasons of my youth
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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And I turned twenty-one in prison doin' life without parole No one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied That leaves only me to blame 'cause Mama tried
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Are past “best” and just onto good, yet?
When i was a young man About 21 years old, ya’ll All i wanted was a stripper girlfriend And a goldtop Les Paul
Be careful of the things you wish for You just might get ‘em.
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This tall drink of water walked in like she might have to shoot her way out
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We hit it off like a metaphor
- Mother Blues by Ray Wylie Hubbard
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Take the ribbon from your hair Shake it loose and let it fall Layin' soft upon my skin Like the shadows on the wall Come and lay down by my side Till the early mornin' light All I'm takin' is your time Help me make it through the night
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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"I wish a buck was still silver. It was back when the country was strong."
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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It appears you’re looking for trouble
Trouble is what I try to shun
But if it’s trouble you want
Then trouble you got
Cuz mister were both wearing guns
"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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Campfire Outfitter
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I ain't as good as I once was...... More and more true every year.
A true sportsman counts his achievements in proportion to the effort involved and fairness of the sport. - S. Pope
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Campfire Regular
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Always thought this George Strait lyric was gold:
A thousand dimes A thousand times He doesn't mind, what they say He fills the jukebox, then plays the same old song He fills his glass, and then he turns her memory on But it's a fool hearted memory…
Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in.
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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I ain't as good as I once was...... More and more true every year. Ain't that the truth.
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And though it’s not country, the Weird Al lyric in the song “One More Minute” is pure genius:
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self service pumps
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Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I ain't as good as I once was...... More and more true every year. Ain't that the truth. But I'm as good once as I ever was.......I "used" to could say that, but the "used" to's are getting fewer and further between.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I would dedicate this lyric to a growing number (unfortunately) of 24HCF members and sock puppets.....
"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares".
It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Screw you too hillestadj. I see you are a bully prick also. Why do you want to shoot your f--u--c--k--n--g mouth off and attack an old man like me who has never cocked off to anyone's posts unless I have been attacked by [bleep] like you first! M70Man Not to bully you or even to make fun But I wonder how a guy like you, got to a place like this with such a thin skin? Morons abound, and the lack of limits here means that they get equal billing with ordinary guys. And if their time here is unlimited, as some evidence suggests, you'll not get ahead of them by being offended and trading words. And maybe keep in mind that even amongst regular guys there can be a world of difference between what they consider funny, tasteful, or allowable. This is a country music thread. Do I get offended when guys post about Steve Earle on it? I just ignore the commie little [bleep]. Maybe the guys who like his brand of music have something better to contribute on coyote calling, or rimfire rifles? Kind of like walking in a pasture. Green grass everywhere, but there's a reason to watch where you step.
"Chances Will Be Taken"
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"Lord help me, Jesus, I've wasted it so, Help me Jesus, I know what I am. Now that I know that I've needed you so, Help me Jesus; My soul's in your hands."
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Billy D was seventeen when he turned twenty one.
Ole Kris
NRA Life VHA Life US Army Security Agency (72-77) US Army INSCOM (77-79)
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Work you fingers to the bone what’d you get? Boney fingers. boney fingers.
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"I got great big blisters on my eyes from lookin' at that long legged woman up ahead what she does simply walkin' down the sidewalk of that city makes me think about a stray cat gettin' fed
Johnny Cash "Blisters":
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