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Here is one from 1962, Bet that most won't know the song title??????????
There was a boy in Arkansas
Who wouldn't listen to his ma BJ the DJ. Gentleman Jim
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Here is one from 1962, Bet that most won't know the song title??????????
There was a boy in Arkansas
Who wouldn't listen to his ma BJ the DJ. Gentleman Jim Oops. Brain fart. The Auctioneer, Leroy van Dyke
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"The liquor I drink to forget her is gonna kill me someday but I'll drink till then." George Jones "Still doin time".
"Loving her was easier than anything I'll ever do again." Kris Kristofferson.
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"...maybe tomorrow a bullet will find me, but tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart" Mary Robbins
"I feel like old Pancho Villa, Sheila and I got the pesos to spend-
so pour me another tequila, Sheila, and lay down and love me again" Bobby Bare
"All I want is to enter my house justified."
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David Allan Coe has too many great lines to list them all so I'll go with
"Trying like the Devil to find the Lord,
Working like a niqqer for my room and board,
Coal burning stove no natural gas,
If that ain't country I'll kiss your ass"
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy - Josey Wales
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See the tree, how big it's grown
But friend, it hasn't been too long it wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad The first day that she planted it, was just a twig
Then the first snow came and she ran out To brush the snow away so it wouldn't die
Came runnin' in all excited slipped and almost hurt herself
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Here is one from Kris Kristofferson's "Sunday Morning Coming Down":
Then I headed back for home
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing
And it echoed through the canyons
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.
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I have seen the morning burning golden on the mountains in the sky. Kris Kristopherson
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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You don’t have to call me mister, mister, the whole world calls me Hank….can you make the world feel inside, when you bend them guitar strings….this is where you get off boy, cause I ain’t going back to Alabam…. David Allen Coe
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A country boy can survive!
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Sad to hear Hank’s wife died Tuesday.
I was thinking the other day how much I used to hate Bill Clinton. He was freaking George Washington compared to what they are now.
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Pretty woman of the country
Don't go city girl on me.
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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Get your Yankee ass off my property.
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Baby’s got her blue jeans on
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""Guacamole"
I met her at the mercado
She's buyin' avocados
Man, she really turned me on
She reached for my pepper
I grabbed her tomato
I knew it wouldn't be very long
She walked to the mesa
I got my cerveza
I picked up the onions and lemons
And the way she looked at me
Man, I could clearly see
That it wouldn't be very long
Guacamole (Guacamole)
Guacamole (Guacamole)
We'd me makin' guacamole all night long
Guacamole (Guacamole)
Guacamole (Guacamole)
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long
We headed for the line
And I fell in right behind
Man, she sure looked good to me
She reached for her money
I said "Wait a minute, honey
I believe this one is on me"
We got in my pickup
We started to back up
We headed on down the road
We went to mi casa
Ate tortillas de masa
And made guacamole all night long
Guacamole (Guacamole)
Guacamole (Guacamole)
We'd been makin' guacamole all night long
Guacamole (Guacamole)
Guacamole (Guacamole)
We'd been makin' guacamole all night long
(Guacamole!) "
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison." When I read the thread title that's the exact line that came to mind first. Me too, and I'm not a big country fan, but this one is my all time favorite country song.
"Blessed is the man whose wife is his best friend - especially if she likes to HUNT!"
"Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, mind and strength, and love your neighbor as yourself. There is no commandment greater than these."
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"I would've killed myself but it made no sense
Committing suicide in self defense"
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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"Well when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair
Talkin' to some rich folk that you know
Well I hope you won't see me in my ragged company
Well, you know I could never be alone"
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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If a wife and a lover could be one of the same, What a beautiful world this would be.
And there would be us somewhere between lust and sitting home watching TV
Cal Smith
I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.
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