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Was doing a half assed job so I named him 50%, I thought the Boss was gonna schit his pants laughing.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Never 1/2 ass two things, whole ass one thing.
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Campfire Kahuna
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On my roofing crew I had several duds. Happened to two duds at the same time named “Jimmie”. No relation
The good one, I called him Slow Jimmie
The super dud, I called him Real Slow Jimmie
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Did he respond to the humiliation by doing a better job? Or did he not give a flying fart?
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Used to work with a guy I nameed Flat Spot. As soon as he found a flat spot he sat on it. The name stuck. Can not remember his name anymore but when I remember him it's still Flat Spot.
George
Dad always said, "Nadie Nacio Ensenado" (No One Was Born Taught)
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Campfire Kahuna
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no matter when or where, or in what endeavor, 10% of the folks do 90% of the work
Sam......
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On my roofing crew I had several duds. Happened to two duds at the same time named “Jimmie”. No relation
The good one, I called him Slow Jimmie
The super dud, I called him Real Slow Jimmie Weed.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Egg sucking dogs. Cut em loose, it ain't ever gunna get better, only worse until one day they wreck your work truck or run into your customers house with a piece of equipment. They won't give a schit and will quit a week later only to find another sucker to hire them. Seen it a thousand times.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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no matter when or where, or in what endeavor, 10% of the folks do 90% of the work Related to that quote...........10% of the folks are troublemakers and 90% just do their jobs. I was an Elect engineer, then Supv, then Division Manager for a large utility, and that what I found to be true. And usually about 5% were total Aholes.
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Had a guy I nicknamed "Biscuit" because he always got the "gravy" jobs.
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Had a guy on a bridge crew we called Crescent Wrench. Every time you needed him, he’d slip off.
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Had a kid who worked for me in retail, dyed his hair and put a tiny little pony tail in the back after shaving a bunch of his scalp.
Called him My Little Pony, it stuck.
He was caught on camera doing pushups and running in circles and checking his temp so he could claim covid fever and go home.
Lol some people's kids...
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Had a kid who worked for me in retail, dyed his hair and put a tiny little pony tail in the back after shaving a bunch of his scalp.
Called him My Little Pony, it stuck.
He was caught on camera doing pushups and running in circles and checking his temp so he could claim covid fever and go home.
Lol some people's kids... JFC….Sterilize him, like his parents should have been before he was born. 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Shop hired a young kid straight out of diesel school. Unreal how he graduated, had zero mechanical skill or knowledge, zero !
We called him "Spooky" - we were afraid to ask him to do anything.
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
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Campfire Kahuna
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On my roofing crew I had several duds. Happened to two duds at the same time named “Jimmie”. No relation
The good one, I called him Slow Jimmie
The super dud, I called him Real Slow Jimmie Weed. Weed made me nail shingles like a machine gun. After a while it was all I wanted to do. More shingles got laid, more weed I could buy, more houses got roofed. I had an empire
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Had a kid who worked for me in retail, dyed his hair and put a tiny little pony tail in the back after shaving a bunch of his scalp.
Called him My Little Pony, it stuck.
He was caught on camera doing pushups and running in circles and checking his temp so he could claim covid fever and go home.
Lol some people's kids... JFC….Sterilize him, like his parents should have been before he was born. 🦫 His mom was a homeless meth addict who slept under bridges. He lived in his car at one point. Rough life.
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Had a guy on the crew we named pockets. As his hands were always in them
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At work we used to call the foam earplugs you had to use at some places in the mill Dave - O’s because Dave always had something stupid to say.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Shop hired a young kid straight out of diesel school. Unreal how he graduated, had zero mechanical skill or knowledge, zero !
We called him "Spooky" - we were afraid to ask him to do anything. The kids we hired out of UTI were like that. The local, state college diesel programs were pretty good in comparison.
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Had a kid who worked for me in retail, dyed his hair and put a tiny little pony tail in the back after shaving a bunch of his scalp.
Called him My Little Pony, it stuck.
He was caught on camera doing pushups and running in circles and checking his temp so he could claim covid fever and go home.
Lol some people's kids... JFC….Sterilize him, like his parents should have been before he was born. 🦫 His mom was a homeless meth addict who slept under bridges. He lived in his car at one point. Rough life. results of bad choices
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