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“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.”
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Ewww they goan get sal monella
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Any photos of the lizard?
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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Lizard speaks with forked tongue.
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The advantage of having a wee little weener methinks. And a smaller brain.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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This is just a hoax.
You've heard of urban legends that turned out to be false.
This is a rural one. Probably made up by one of the warped brain people wanting to sell newspapers or blog hits.
Last edited by Happy_Camper; 04/13/22.
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We have a guy 35-40 miles south of us whose been caught TWICE. with hogs. Made the newspaper both times. Judge told him after his second offense that he can no longer be around hawgs of any type….ever again.
Not an urban legend, nor a rural legend….truth. Hope the judge specified the species of Hawg he was referring to, as they got some big ol fat gals down there.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Did he at least get a good looking one?
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
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They screwed a lizard? Or Lizzo? What's worse? ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/bwDhbMsQ/images.jpg)
Last edited by RUM7; 04/13/22.
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Sounds like them 4 guys might have been truckers and it’s was a lot lizard they all took turns on? 🤔
Last edited by Tansun; 04/13/22.
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should read.........Florida Man.....................
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I would've guessed Tennessee mafia.
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Fraternity pledges will do anything....
Make Gitmo Great Again!!
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