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I ride the exercise bike at the gym. Up front there is a bank of 5 tvs, you are going to watch tv if you like it or not. One day, on one tv the Ellen show was on. She had two famous young actresses on, I don't know who they were. Ellen had a science quiz, they would win a prize if they could answer the question. The question was "At what temperature does water freeze?"
The two gals looked around in bewilderment. They didn't even understand the question. I could have answered that one when I was 7 years old.
Unbelievable how stupid many of the young people are today. OK, I will ask you, at what temperature does water freeze? And with that question, at what temperature does ice melt? Zero. Centigrade! HA HA!!!
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I like to take a stack of them to the nudie bar. Those Mensa dancers have a hard time figuring out what’s going on. Especially up on pervert row when they are used to getting $1 bills stuffed in their g-string. For laughs, some times I ask for change.
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Ever try swiping a credit card in their ass crack?
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Y'all made a lot of good points ..how the populace is soooo stupid......
and you ask why we have biden????
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When we vacation in Mexico I get a 100 in 2s. They have a superstition that 2s are lucky and when you tip with 2s you are remembered very well.
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Twenty some years ago my wife was a salesman in women's clothing for JC Penny's. They would give the employee's $2 bills for every credit app they took in and she acquired a stack of those sumbitche's a mile high. Gave them away to nieces and nephew's for birthday's, etc. for a while. We still have a little over 50 of them. This makes me want to have a little fun!
Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.
I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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I carry a few all the time and tip with them.
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Some of them dont know what Kennedy halves are either. Hand one an Ike dollar. lol
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in the passed couple weeks I have handled three $2 bills, a SBA dollar coin and a bogus $50
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I own two $2 bills, both that my Father carried in Korea. One is in my wallet and the other in a drawer where I keep such things. In that same drawer is two packs of short Lucky Strikes he brought back.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Picked up 3 $1 "silver certificates" when a group of kids got po'd because the Coke machine wouldn't take their dollar bills!
Bet some weed head kid's dad is missing his silver certificates!
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in the passed couple weeks I have handled three $2 bills, a SBA dollar coin and a bogus $50 In coming or out going?
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Anyone remember those Slick Willie $3 bills that were circulated years ago? Those cracked me up…
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There used to be some $3 bills going around with Obamas pic on it. What's another name for odd?
Bb
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There used to be some $3 bills going around with Obamas pic on it. What's another name for odd?
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bought beer and gas today, and the guy working the register didn't know how much to give me back from a hundred for a 45 dollar purchase, when he pulled out a calculator I finally told him to give back 55.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Topless bar in San Antonio, used to be $2 Tuesdays,
$2 door charge,
$2 long necks,
$2 dances,
$2 well shots...
and all change given was $2 bills..
.at least that's what my friend told me...
Dedicated Master of the Western Influenced Martial Art known simply as "KLIK PAO" !!!
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That’s a pretty funny point. How do you convince a Taco Bell enpliyee to take something seriously though?!
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Gotta like those $2.00 bills.
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