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saw the perfect bumper sticker driving yesterday -
Elect a Clown
Expect a Circus
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Thru the years my favorite is
Old Age & Treachery Will Always Overcome Youth & Skill.
I remember one from the 2nd Nixon election
Dont Change Dicks in the Middle of a Screw, Vote for Nixon in '72
Sacred cows make good burgers when you know what temperature to cook them at.-Rev. Billy
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Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.
Usually on the back of an air shocked '73 Monte Carlo with 50's and Keystone Klassiks. Fair amount of rust as well.
"Their minds are dead" - Carmine Ricca
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How’s My Driving?
Call 1-800- EAT SH**
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Not bumper stickers...yet:
A party without alcohol is just a meeting.
There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them!
From now on, I identify as a threat. My pronouns are: Try/Me.
I've never heard 81 million people so quiet.
Dear Autocorrect, get your sh*te together. I've never called anyone a Can't!
The Kaiser- "If it ain't broke, I can fix that!"
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My dad had one back years ago on the family station wagon
"Incredible Meat"
drove my mom nuts LOL
Last edited by dimecovers5; 05/14/22.
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saw the perfect bumper sticker driving yesterday -
Elect a Clown
Expect a Circus True…if it been a true, fair, honest, election.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Years ago, a farmer friend about in his mid forties went through a divorce. not to long after he had a bumper sticker on his farm truck that read
"DIVORCE" The screwing I'm getting for the screwing I got."
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"It's hard to co-exist with people who want to kill you."
"Aim right, squeeze light"
" Might as well hit what you're aiming at, it kicks the same whether you miss or not"
NRA Life, GOA
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College friend grew up in south-central Oregon sent me one that said "Don't Californicate Oregon".
Years ago saw a Corvette with a very attractive blonde behind the wheel and a challenge bumper sticker "If you can beat me, you can ___ me".
Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . .
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute.
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Be kind to a mouse… eat a pussy.
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Deltakid: One of my favorites is simply - "MORE COWBELLS"!
Hold into the wind
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One from the Seventies that should make a comeback:
Drive 80 - Freeze a Yankee.
Imagine a corporate oligarchy so effective, so advanced and fine tuned that its citizens still call it a democracy.
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If we'd of known this, we'd of picked our own cotton.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Saw this one on a girl's car: I used to be Snow White, but I drifted
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Livin ain’t killed me yet, but it’s workin on it!
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Had one on my toolbox at work in the 80’s. If girls are made of sugar and spice why do they all taste like anchovies?
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crockett
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Saw one with the ex one day that said No matter how pretty she is somewhere somebody’s sick of her [bleep].
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crockett
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50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain?
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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