Horse was pissed before the moron in the hat decided to give him a noogie. Regardless, the son of a bitch would have grown a third eye and earned a ride in the rendering truck. I hate horses.
“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.” Kaywoodie
If you've never been bitten by a horse, you can't appreciate how much that would hurt. They have an extremely hard bite. The only good thing is that they usually don't hold on. It's chomp and spit.
I had a girlfriend like that once. It didn't last long. Fortunately, I escaped intact.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
Some have made the argument, bordering on the frivolous, that only those arms in existence in the 18th century are protected by the Second Amendment. We do not interpret constitutional rights that way. Just as the First Amendment protects modern forms of communications,... and the Fourth Amendment applies to modern forms of search, ... the Second Amendment extends, prima facie, to all instruments that constitute bearable arms, even those that were not in existence at the time of the founding. SCOTUS, DC v Heller, page 8
148th Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike jockey Sonny Leon just turned down a White House invite saying, "If I wanted to see a horse's ass I would have come in second”.
Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.