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Did you boresight it first? The Bidet or his àsshole? I'm sure he "got it on paper" before he sent anything downrange.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Don't have one myself but can understand the appeal.
Nothing worse than a squirt AFTER the shower. Always before if possible.
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Tracking and Return To Zero are important, also.
You really want one-hole groups....
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I saw a rapper's house that had grape soda coming out of his. Koolaid
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Having a smelly ass is part of being a MAN.
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I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too.
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Every man needs a relaxing hobby!!!
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I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too. You don’t schitt in the shower too do you?
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A bidet will cut your TP usage by 75%. If you have a septic system, that can be important to keeping things moving.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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I clean my ass in the shower. No sh*t, me too.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Oh man...I fugging hate white people.
I am MAGA.
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So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!!
Damn French! Fight with their feet and f uck with their face!!
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Even birds know not to land downwind!
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So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! LOL, he said it cut toilet paper usage 75%, not 100%.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Did you boresight it first? The Bidet or his àsshole? I'm sure he "got it on paper" before he sent anything downrange. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't have one myself but can understand the appeal.
Nothing worse than a squirt AFTER the shower. Always before if possible. ^^^^^^^^^^ THIS ! ^^^^^^^^^^
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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[quote=Sharpsman]So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! LOL, he said it cut toilet paper usage 75%, not 100%.[/quote Ain’t no way 25% of TP gonna dry most of the DA buying these things!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!!
Damn French! Fight with their feet and f uck with their face!! Rag on a stick or "floss" with a bath towel. (hows that for an image)
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That bullseye needs to be a Hillary or Jane Fonda sticker. 😡
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