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Originally Posted by Raeford
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I only shower every third Monday and then only if it's a full moon.

You are hired!

I'll bring firearms......and more importantly AMMO

Good enough. I will supply the beef.


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Originally Posted by Savage_Hunter
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The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings.



I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P
you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower.
For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true.....
except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank.




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Speaking of threads that make one say WTF .....

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
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I think a Bidet would be right up my alley!

Only if aimed correctly !

I wonder, are they right twist up here in the Northern Hemisphere and left twist down under where you came from???

You coriolus effect and all that.

Never used 1, in either hemisphere, so feeling very 24hrCF qualified to answer, an emphatic, Yes !


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Were they named after the current resident of the White House or was he named after them?

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I never wanted one o'them toilets that pisses back at me.

I catch enough schitt without having to take if from the damn toilet.

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Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.


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Originally Posted by Windfall
Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.
I bet the owners of the TP companies have them in their McMansions.


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Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by Valsdad
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Originally Posted by P_Weed
I think a Bidet would be right up my alley!

Only if aimed correctly !

I wonder, are they right twist up here in the Northern Hemisphere and left twist down under where you came from???

You coriolus effect and all that.

Never used 1, in either hemisphere, so feeling very 24hrCF qualified to answer, an emphatic, Yes !

That is the perfect answer for this zoo.


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Anyone notice the similarity in spelling for these two words?

Bidet — Biden


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KFWA you need to get one of these bad boys!

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd.

Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets.


There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough.

Fuck, I was planning on moving in with you!
That a No Go?

The well goes dry every evening....we ain't got extra water for to wash your starfish ever couple of hours!

OK, no water, but do you have indoor carpet?


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So, are you guys using plain water in those butt cleaners or do you have the optional foam cannon to get the bad stuff off? Do you need a slow twist nozzle for the heavy stuff?


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Originally Posted by Windfall
Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.

I don’t know about the OP’s version, but ours needed an electrical outlet because the seat, water, and air dryer are all heated. You can set the preferred temp. It has two favorite buttons that look like Driver 1 and Driver 2. Gave me a chuckle.

I know the seat can be set so hot it will brand you if not careful.

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Bidets? Ha Ha Ha my God man WTH! Hah!


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Originally Posted by Sheister
So, are you guys using plain water in those butt cleaners or do you have the optional foam cannon to get the bad stuff off? Do you need a slow twist nozzle for the heavy stuff?


mine is cheap so its a cold blast of nope during the winter months.

I have one of those instant heat water things but I'm not gonna take a chance scalding my hole hooking it up. Besides, that first jolt wakes you up - its like letting it chew peppermint gum

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Always wondered....now I know.


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So if your butt gets wet you still have to wipe it off, right?

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Rumor is that the damn contraption doesn’t work at all on removing the ‘dingle-berries’!!!


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Originally Posted by Sharpsman
Rumor is that the damn contraption doesn’t work at all on removing the ‘dingle-berries’!!!
Probably could find a version with a spinning brush like at the car wursh if them things are a problem for you.


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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