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Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Certifiable #17258414 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,121 Likes: 6 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,121 Likes: 6 Colorado Originally Posted by Certifiable Did you boresight it first? The Bidet or his àsshole? I'm sure he "got it on paper" before he sent anything downrange. A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258430 05/18/22 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 39,218 Likes: 36 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 39,218 Likes: 36 Flyover Country Don't have one myself but can understand the appeal. Nothing worse than a squirt AFTER the shower. Always before if possible. Me

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258434 05/18/22 Joined: May 2002 Posts: 9,533 Likes: 2 Vic_in_Va Campfire Outfitter Vic_in_Va Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2002 Posts: 9,533 Likes: 2 Tracking and Return To Zero are important, also. You really want one-hole groups....

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion 250Sav_age #17258438 05/18/22 Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 10,004 Likes: 3 Denton, TX L Longbob Campfire Outfitter Longbob Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 10,004 Likes: 3 Denton, TX Originally Posted by 250Sav_age I saw a rapper's house that had grape soda coming out of his. Koolaid

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258445 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,389 Likes: 6 Minnysoda G Ghostinthemachine Campfire Ranger Ghostinthemachine Campfire Ranger G Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,389 Likes: 6 Minnysoda Having a smelly ass is part of being a MAN.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258454 05/18/22 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,242 Likes: 6 TX J Jeffrey Campfire Tracker Jeffrey Campfire Tracker J Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,242 Likes: 6 TX I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258458 05/18/22 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,841 Likes: 20 Texas hanco Campfire Savant hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,841 Likes: 20 Texas Every man needs a relaxing hobby!!!

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Jeffrey #17258461 05/18/22 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 8,259 Likes: 5 E TN,..yep, thats right! T tndrbstr Campfire Outfitter tndrbstr Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 8,259 Likes: 5 E TN,..yep, thats right! Originally Posted by Jeffrey I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too. You don’t schitt in the shower too do you?

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258462 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,422 Likes: 13 Filer, ID Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,422 Likes: 13 Filer, ID A bidet will cut your TP usage by 75%. If you have a septic system, that can be important to keeping things moving. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Jeffrey #17258492 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,121 Likes: 6 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,121 Likes: 6 Colorado Originally Posted by Jeffrey I clean my ass in the shower. No sh*t, me too. A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258502 05/18/22 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,635 Likes: 31 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,635 Likes: 31 Montana Oh man...I fugging hate white people. I am MAGA.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258512 05/18/22 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,728 Likes: 2 Northeast Louisiana S Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,728 Likes: 2 Northeast Louisiana So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! Damn French! Fight with their feet and f uck with their face!! Last edited by Sharpsman; 05/18/22. Even birds know not to land downwind!

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258517 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,389 Likes: 6 Minnysoda G Ghostinthemachine Campfire Ranger Ghostinthemachine Campfire Ranger G Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,389 Likes: 6 Minnysoda

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Sharpsman #17258519 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,121 Likes: 6 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,121 Likes: 6 Colorado Originally Posted by Sharpsman So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! LOL, he said it cut toilet paper usage 75%, not 100%. A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion smokepole #17258524 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 10,889 Likes: 67 rcamuglia Campfire Outfitter rcamuglia Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 10,889 Likes: 67 Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by Certifiable Did you boresight it first? The Bidet or his àsshole? I'm sure he "got it on paper" before he sent anything downrange. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Originally Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Teal #17258526 05/18/22 Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 42,043 Likes: 6 Huntn/Fishn Heaven-NW Ontario New_2_99s Campfire 'Bwana New_2_99s Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 42,043 Likes: 6 Huntn/Fishn Heaven-NW Ontario Originally Posted by Teal Don't have one myself but can understand the appeal. Nothing worse than a squirt AFTER the shower. Always before if possible. ^^^^^^^^^^ THIS ! ^^^^^^^^^^ Paul. "Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258531 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,565 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,565 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion smokepole #17258536 05/18/22 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,728 Likes: 2 Northeast Louisiana S Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,728 Likes: 2 Northeast Louisiana Originally Posted by smokepole [quote=Sharpsman]So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! LOL, he said it cut toilet paper usage 75%, not 100%.[/quote Ain’t no way 25% of TP gonna dry most of the DA buying these things! Even birds know not to land downwind!

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Sharpsman #17258551 05/18/22 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 39,218 Likes: 36 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 39,218 Likes: 36 Flyover Country Originally Posted by Sharpsman So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! Damn French! Fight with their feet and f uck with their face!! Rag on a stick or "floss" with a bath towel. (hows that for an image) Me

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258553 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 15,741 Likes: 4 ms N navlav8r Campfire Ranger navlav8r Campfire Ranger N Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 15,741 Likes: 4 ms Originally Posted by KFWA That bullseye needs to be a Hillary or Jane Fonda sticker. 😡 NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.