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A customer at the auto shop I managed kept complaining about his Dodge pickup pulling to the right, even after we had aligned it twice. Then he drove in one day with his wife onboard, all 400+ pounds of her. I had them both sit in the truck while the front end man did another adjustment- - - -no pull, unless she ws not onboard- - - -then it would turn hard left if he let go of the steering wheel. The front bumper had about a 3 inch tilt to the right most of the time.

Ms Flabbo from SI probably needs a wide load sign on her butt and a beeper for when she backs up!


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What this thread needs is some music!


Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.

Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Originally Posted by hanco
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Where’s Hanco he use to post some chubby women didn’t he?



I quit.

Was gonna say “damn” but then you graciously relented.

Good Man!

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So many creases, so little time...

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Y'all need to remember she's someone's daughter & granddaughter.

They'd be cryin' if they saw what some of you fellas were posting about their loved one.


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Remember when the SI swim suit issue was the best of the best in hottest women? I'd like to return to those days.

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Fugging pussies can't go 30 mins without a shower, a bidet, pink baby lotion and now they can't stand a non-anorexic woman.

You twats deserve to be Chinese pets.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Fugging pussies can't go 30 mins without a shower, a bidet, pink baby lotion and now they can't stand a non-anorexic woman.

You twats deserve to be Chinese pets.


gotta have a pine tree air "freshener" clipped to the A/C vents.....................and they even have to have functioning A/C for when it gets to 80F.

sheesh


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Me and you Geno....there is nothing you can do with guys like us.

We are tougher than a boiled owl.


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Guessing I learned it early Jim

Moved across the country in July of '63, in a black '61 Chevy station wagon, no A/C, old Rte 66 once we hit MO or some such. 3 kids, 2 adults, and a baby still in diapers, and we didn't have disposable ones back then.

117F in the dark when we hit Needles. Arrived SoCal on 1 Aug 61.

Now I'm a wimp, tolerated cars with no A/C when we lived in the desert of AZ in the early 2000s and temps up to 126 or so. Now I think it's hot when it hits 105 here.


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Well, look at the bright side. If you harness her up I'll bet she could pop an F-350 out of a mud hole.


Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.

I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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There's a lot of room between non-anorexic and the gal in question.

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What a LOAD - axle breaker - probably take one of those old Power Wagons to move her.


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[quote=mathman]There's a lot of room between non-anorexic and the gal in question.[/quote
Hahaha!

Yeah..I bet it's real apparent in Louisiana.


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We have fatties too, but that has nothing to do with the truth of my statement.

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Originally Posted by tikkanut
bet ya she can buck 80# hay bales in July.......

and then more............
Send her up!!


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Originally Posted by hanco
Damn. Keep you warm in winter


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Yep. Kick at least two dogs out of bed...


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Said the drunk trying to compliment the fat girl he was hitting on: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."


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You keep it wet, I’ll call Sea World!


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