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The hot bumper stickers in "My World" are:


I'm a NATIVE Son of B.I.T.C.H.*

* Boise Idaho Transplanted Californian Heaven



and,


If wolves don't eat elk or livestock, what do they eat...spotted owls?

One of my local favorites:

Eat moose, 10,000 wolves can't be wrong.

Not as thought provolking as most , but , this in a back window yesterday gave my a grin.

Yes , this is my truck
No , I will not help you move

Phil

best one I ever saw said "Gay Nazis for Christ". Something to offend just about everyone.

I have it around in a box somewhere. If I find it,I will scan in and post it.

"If you plan on prying my gun from MY cold dead fingers, bring lots of help and lots of ammo."

(And that from a true north strong and free Canadian -- that still has some guns, and plans on getting more.)

One of my favorite 'Big Jim' Folsom stories is the one where his political opponents paid some woman to get him drunk and then into bed at a motel. At the proper moment photographers burst into the room and took their pictures. When threatened with exposure or dropping out of the race Big Jim went public and said something to the effect, "Folks, lemme tell y'all something. Any time you bait a trap with whiskey and wimmen, you're gonna catch Big Jim ever' time!" He won by a landslide.

"More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car then by my gun!"

Not a bumper sticker but on a T-shirt. "Behind every great woman, there's a guy checking her out."

I've got two on my truck.
The one on the left says "piss off a Liberal- buy a gun"
The other is from the Alberta Trapper's association
" I'm pro choice- I CHOOSE to hunt ,trap , eat meat and wear fur"

Oldbager has one that says " caution, driver carries only $20 in ammunition"
Cat

Big Jim was such a sorry reprobate that every time that he tossed his hat into the ring, scores of opponents oozed out of the woodwork, desperately trying to keep him out of office. Then all that he had to do was to win more votes than anybody else got. IIRC, he always won by far less than the majority of the vote. Fifteen percent � or even thirteen percent � was more than enough if the next-highest score was only twelve percent.

Not a bumper sticker but grafitti

You're built upside down
Your feet smell and your nose runs

That was a school-yard standard in the 1930s and 1940s, except that we said it about ourselves � "I'm built backward � my nose runs and my feet smell." And it was usually true, especially in the winter, especially for those of us who walked to school every day.

We used it a lot � as young school boys are wont to do � for quite a while after the fresh cleverness was long forgotten. I have no idea who originated it, or when. It was probably ancient when I first heard it about 1938. Like all old clever turns of phrase, it tends to be like new again after it's been forgotten for a while.

Thanks for the reminder � hadn't thought of that oldie in decades (hadn't missed it, either).

Yep- "Pizz off a Liberal- buy a gun" is one I see every day as I do a walk-around before I get into my truck.