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This is where I live and it meets WV code. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/qmqBTx8.jpg) I bet that place makes a killing on AirBnB.
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My inner white trash might be showing, but that's kind of cool.
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The computer or phone you're looking at was designed by engineers, so if you piss on engineers, throw it away.
That said...
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer were driving along when the car suddenly stopped.
The mechanical engineer said, "there must be a problem with the valves, we need to get out and adjust them."
The electrical engineer said, "no, there must be a problem with spark plugs, we need to get out and clean them or adjust the gap."
The software engineer said, "why don't we just get out of the car and get back in?"
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Three people were being led to the guillotine during the French Revolution, a duke, a count and an engineer. (They had engineers back then, they just called them Le Engineer)
The duke assumes the position and the blade is released, but it sticks and doesn't drop. The executioner says it is a sign from God and releases him.
The count assumes the position and the blade is released, but it sticks and doesn't drop. The executioner says it is a sign from God and releases him.
Le Engineer is about to assume the position but he takes a look at the guillotine and announces, "hey, I think I see the problem..."
Fwiw, I was a software engineer for about 40 years although they used to call it "programmer" or "programmer/analyst". How can you tell if an Engineer has a personality? He will look at the tops of your shoes, instead of his own.
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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The computer or phone you're looking at was designed by engineers, so if you piss on engineers, throw it away.
That said... I'm pretty certain a whole team of engineers designed it and the team was well led, but I'll bet there were a few schidtbirds on the team too.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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This is where I live and it meets WV code. Please keep trashing WV since we're getting less blue state immigrants than other states. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/qmqBTx8.jpg) Is that WVs answer to Epcot?
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This is where I live and it meets WV code. Please keep trashing WV since we're getting less blue state immigrants than other states. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/qmqBTx8.jpg) Not sure where you live, but it's dam sure not in the E Panhandle, if you arent covered in Libocrats. What's happened there is sad.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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They are a quirky type of bunch as a whole. G F Y They also seem to have thin skins.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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My son's father in law is an engineer and a very good one. He designed machines that can crush and tear up just about anything known to man and they shipped them all over the world. His company was on a show on cable and/or streaming showing his designed machines doing their thing and it was pretty impressive.
He's a great guy and we harass him about his OCD Engineer personality often. My son got him a Tshirt for his birthday a couple years ago that says "Electricians- Because Engineers Need Heroes Too"...
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
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Dillonbuck, halfway between Charleston and Huntington. Right about where the I-64 symbol is. ![grin grin](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/grin.gif) ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/nQxb8KO.jpg)
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Engineers are just the worst of those who are "Educated beyond their intelligence".
Colleges dump out millions of graduates every year. All kind of titles, a lot of "college educated idiots. The same breed as the blue collars Mathman references. Except they wasted 4 more years in school.
It's amazing to consider the type of engineer Roger mentions, Then think of the self taught , and the things they built.
Kinda like foresters. A good family friend could look at a house plan, then go cut the trees, saw the lumber, and build a building with post and beam framing. When it was all done, there wouldn't enough left over to build a small chicken coop. All with a few notes on a piece of scrap paper. Educated types would have needed an engineer, a forester...... Then, they would have blamed Paul for there not being enough lumber. Exactly, that was brilliant man.
Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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The company I work for has a few engineers that want a part made but, are completely stupid when it comes to drawing up a print for that part. Not all of them but, some. One of them wanted me to drill 4 holes in a aluminum plate. I asked him where he wanted the holes, he said just near the corners. I said, this is a mounting plate, right? He said, yes. I said if I drill these, and it ain't right, I'm not drilling the SOB's again. You can. He left and brought me back a damn print.
Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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This is where I live and it meets WV code. Please keep trashing WV since we're getting less blue state immigrants than other states. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/qmqBTx8.jpg) Somebody put thought into that. I love it.
Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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This is where I live and it meets WV code. Please keep trashing WV since we're getting less blue state immigrants than other states. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/qmqBTx8.jpg) lot more railing than WV code calls for! ![grin grin](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/grin.gif) you overspent!
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Sycamore, overspent? Gotta buddy that works at the mines ......
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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West Virginia is such a bad place to live, even us engineers suck. Please don’t come here, don’t even travel through the state, methabillies might get you. Best to avoid us.
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This is where I live and it meets WV code. Please keep trashing WV since we're getting less blue state immigrants than other states. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/qmqBTx8.jpg) lot more railing than WV code calls for! ![grin grin](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/grin.gif) you overspent! Post a pic of the schit hole you inhabit. You Biden loving fugk.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I have a bunch of engineer jokes but I worked for this one in my younger days and he was no joking matter. ![[Linked Image from history.navy.mil]](https://www.history.navy.mil/content/history/nhhc/research/library/research-guides/modern-biographical-files-ndl/modern-bios-r/rickover-hyman-g/_jcr_content/body/media_asset_0/image.img.jpg/1457058302575.jpg)
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I have a bunch of engineer jokes but I worked for this one in my younger days and he was no joking matter. ![[Linked Image from history.navy.mil]](https://www.history.navy.mil/content/history/nhhc/research/library/research-guides/modern-biographical-files-ndl/modern-bios-r/rickover-hyman-g/_jcr_content/body/media_asset_0/image.img.jpg/1457058302575.jpg) OK, I’ll bite ... Who Dat?
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Good engineers will take input from non-engineers, and explain when said input won't work, and make changes when said input will work.
Unfortunately, you get hardheaded people in all fields. Problem is ..... most engineers won't go to the Gemba .... for all you inbred fuQ's (from places like TN, KY) take a minute and look it up. What I have found is that .... like so many other things .... the millennial generation has fuQ'd up honorable professions like engineering .... moreover the university system is no longer interested in grooming professionals but rather churning out soy boys and femi-Nazis. On top of all that ..... the universities cater to the g o o k s and red dots for engineering students because the p u s s i e s and soy boys that this country is raising flunk out in all the eng'r schools still worth a damn. I grew up on a farm in the Dakota's ....' we were so poor had to jerk off the cat to feed the dog ..... I am now a retired PE and lumping all engineers together is like saying all American Indians are red n I g g e r s or like saying all from the south marry their cousins. Flame on. Signed, Retired PE WTF does that have to do with my post? Signed, Someone smarter than a retired PE
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