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I'm very happy.

I don't have Downs Syndrome.

Poor Jake busting his ass while the town idiot snaps pictures at the second hand store.

LOL

Speaking of retards...

Happiness to me is waking up with a terrible hangover. On a Thursday. And knowing you have to be at an important meeting. So you press onward, and you get out of bed. You shave. You shower. You put on the business dress attire that your blacked out self somehow managed to starch and press with impeccable creases the night before.

You drink three cups of coffee and take a cold shower in hopes of looking presentable.

And then, when you’re fifteen minutes away, sitting at a red light, surrounded by mask wearing idiots, wishing and wanting nothing more than one (or three) drinks so you could get back to feeling human again, your phone gives two subtle vibrations letting you know you have an e-mail.

You open that e-mail and find that the meeting has been canceled. A wave of relief washes over you and that relief quickly turns to elation when you realize you’re only three blocks from one of your favorite dark corners.

You walk in, they know you. Your ice cold relief lands on top of the bar top at the same moment you plant yourself in the stool.

The bartender says nothing. Because you know she doesn’t really like you, which means she is deeply in love with you but won’t admit it because she knows you’re better than she is, or ever will be.

You take a sip and immediately feel less horrible, and you know you’re only six-nine more pints away from feeling great.

That’s happiness to me.

Now I remember you, one of the RatPack

Uh oh, better get the monkey pox shot.

You must be the unhappiest guy on the fire. I really hope you get help.

Been every where i ever wanted to go, done every thing on my buck list, have every thing i ever wanted, live in a great place, hunt about 7 months of the year, Happy and Content, whats not to like.
Rio7

I firmly believe we are all what we choose to be. Me…I am golden. YMMV.

Deflave is Mike Hammer. If you aren't rejoicing every day just come to the CF and you will soon feel like a very lucky man. Life is good here.



mike r

I have learned n whatever situation I am to be content.

Alive at 73! Good health, great wife, debt free!
What’s not to like The good Lord let’s me wake up in the morning,able to get out of the bed. Happy as I can be!!

Just a facade and nothing more.

Yes, I am happy. I have good friends. I fish and hunt. I am not rich but financially stable and can afford to do many things. My job affords me the ability to travel and still work. I love my job and work with my friends. There are things I wish I had but they are minimal. A few years ago I got a second chance at life after a life threatening illness and Im going to have grand time for however long I live. That might be another hour or 30 years. I have very little to no drama in my life and plan to keep it that way. I cant wait for hunting season to start.

Check out San Antonio going all San Antonio.

LOL

This coming from the guy that had to change his handle.

LOL

Seeing a tow truck barrel down the interstate while carrying the remnants of a vehicle that assuredly involved a fatality.

In the rear window of the mangled vehicle you see a "Coexist" sticker.

That's happiness to me.

Alive at 82, debt free, great wife and friends, decent health, fantastic rifles, my own range back to 1000 yards, and can still shoot 2” groups from 600 yards! What the hell is there not to like!!

I’m a troll!