...You ain’t seen nothin till your down on a muffin’ Then your sure to be a-changing your ways...
and........
the poodle bites.
the poodle chews it.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
I’m every woman’s dream I imagine, ain’t scared of shiit, eat that shiit like a downsydrome kid on crack.. some of you guy’s sound African American, to be politically correct. Haha 👊🏻
Ping pong balls for the win. Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
So maybe you are drunk or high and you are going lickity split and find your tongue might have wandered and been on the brown eye?May be you were doing the horizontal mombo and found your self not where you thought?Was it good?Asking for deflave.
I don't know if I've shared this before but:
When I was five or six years old my best friend's uncles would visit for holidays. Most importantly, the 4th of July. One was a cop in Chicago and the other a fireman in Chicago. The cop was terrifying. He looked like he ate people's souls for nourishment. The fireman was flat fugking hilarious.
Anyway, until I was about 12 they called me "Muff Diver." Whenever I'd walk by they would become loud and boisterous and say schit like "HEEEEY!!! MUFF DIVER!!! TRAV THE MUFF DIVER!!! THIS LITTLE KID'S GONNA BE A FUGKING MUFF DIVER" and everybody though it was the funniest damn thing they ever heard.
We never understood what it meant. LOL
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
If you were that drunk, how would you know for sure if you "slipped" and raked both holes unless she complained about your bad breath?
If she complains about your breath , you might want to take a moment and go to bathroom, look in mirror and grin real big , if teeth look like a chain smoker , could be time to reaccess your evening , just saying👀
So maybe you are drunk or high and you are going lickity split and find your tongue might have wandered and been on the brown eye?May be you were doing the horizontal mombo and found your self not where you thought?Was it good?Asking for deflave.
I don't know if I've shared this before but:
When I was five or six years old my best friend's uncles would visit for holidays. Most importantly, the 4th of July. One was a cop in Chicago and the other a fireman in Chicago. The cop was terrifying. He looked like he ate people's souls for nourishment. The fireman was flat fugking hilarious.
Anyway, until I was about 12 they called me "Muff Diver." Whenever I'd walk by they would become loud and boisterous and say schit like "HEEEEY!!! MUFF DIVER!!! TRAV THE MUFF DIVER!!! THIS LITTLE KID'S GONNA BE A FUGKING MUFF DIVER" and everybody though it was the funniest damn thing they ever heard.
We never understood what it meant. LOL
Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
Probably might have been an interesting video if that mouth Knee grow hadn't kept butting in. Would love to get her phone number. PJ
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Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them. MOLON LABE
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