I’m still waiting for NoElkSlayer to show up at the Ranch. He said he was coming to “arrest me”. 😂😂😂
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
When I lived in L.A., I had a very good friend, another writer, who had been a Navy SEAL, Vietnam service, who was virulently against all the illegal aliens pouring into our country. He made no secret of his opinions and posted them on the Internet. He received a death threat from some guy who said he was going to come to his house and "take him out." My friend said he posted back, "I'm not hard to find."
I asked my friend if he'd told the person who made the threat he was a former Navy SEAL? He said, "No, I didn't see any reason to give up any small advantage I might have."
I said, "I imagine you still remember a trick or two."
He kinda grinned and said, "A couple."
The guy never showed up.
L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
I did this stupid schit one time. Dumbest thing I ever did honestly. Cant change it...
I have not received one that I can honestly remember And I'm pretty much a azzhole. But I have learned to go after Liberal Socialist Democrat sockpuppets and Dipschit sockpuppets. Kinda laying off members of similar beliefs and values last couple years. Example. Just today fugging around with some Masar sockpuppet earlier and his loonie tune I need pills from the VA cause I'm koo koo for coco puffs thread. "Uncle Alvah"...... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
In the CB radio days, there was always some bad ass dudes on there. One threatened to beat my ass severely if we ever met up. Did meet up at at a radio repair guys shop one day, where the owner introduced him to me. He was in a wheelchair !! Finally I could sleep again.
I'm gonna slam a couple Claws and think of something ruthless to say on this thread.
Costco seltzers are half the price, and not bad. Have more of a bouquet as well.
Id say it cuts both ways on here. There are plenty of queefing vaginas that could never repeat in person what they type, but I'd wager there are plenty of guys here that'd say the same damn thing.
I'm gonna slam a couple Claws and think of something ruthless to say on this thread.
One of my favorite PMs ever was Hotrod Lincoln.
He invited me to his house for a party he claims to host each year and said he and his friends would beat the schit out of me.
I asked if he was really asking if I would drive to his house so he and his friends could beat the schit out of me and he became emboldened and dared me to come to his house in the country so he and his friends could beat the schit out of me.
LOL
I was crying as I read it.
Then he PM'd me his phone number which of course revealed his address and I politely told him he should ask for help from his grand kids about stuff like this because the internet could be a dangerous place if he was going to be so brazen. I was honestly just trying to help the dumb old fugk. Some ass hole kid could have tortured him with that schit. LOL
Same schit for Fireballz. "Call me." "Uhhhh, why? So I can make fun of you on the phone?"
Fugking idiots.
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house