The philosophy professor was in the huge auditorium with maybe 400 or more students. The subject was ghosts. He asked, "how amny of you believe in ghosts?"
About 250 students raised their hands. Which surprised the professor - more than normal (he asks this question every year).
Then he asked, "How many of you have seen a ghost?" About 100 held up their hand. He was even more surprised.
"OK then how many of you had a conversation with a ghost?" About 20 held up their hand. Never before had that many responded that way.
So, he got to his final Question, "How many of you have had sex with ghosts?"
Budda in the back row waved his hands.
The professor was flabbergasted. He asked Budda to come down in front.
"Please tell us how you possibly could have had sex with a ghost???"
Budda replied, "OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOATS!"
