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Girlfriend’s parents were headed to a restaurant in Charlotte to celebrate her Mom’s birthday. The drive down there combined with dinner would give us LOTS of time. Her folks has second thoughts on heading to Charlotte and went to Big Daddy’s Seafood, not far down the road. Obviously they got home waaay early, interrupting us as things were getting good. It was a most uncomfortable situation. My folks got called and I was in BIG trouble. Girl’s folks “banned me” from seeing her, which didn’t work at all. We were having way too much fun to quit!

My Mom caught my older brother and his back then future wife in his bedroom.
After that I never had a chance at home
When my mom would come home she would charge downstairs to my bedroom and throw the door open and yell
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE
I would always be sitting on the floor with what ever my girl was back them.
I would never let myself be caught sitting on the bed ever.

My first real Girlfriend and I went out and parked on the side of the road one day with snow all over the place so the windows fogged up.
We heard a knock on the window and it was a Police officer I was rounding 3rd base and so was she at the time.
Her Parents were pissed and would not let me see her any more.

Never caught.

Driving down the road with Dad one Saturday morning, about a mile from home I notice a Trojan wrapper on my dash.

Kinda palmed that sucker and put in my shirt pocket.

Dad never said a word.
But if I saw it after a mile, that man saw it before he closed the door.

Hell yeah. Plenty of times

When I was 19, in college in West Texas, I went to a rodeo dance at the Texas Cowboy Reunion Rodeo in Stamford, Texas with my buddies. This little hot Mexican chick hanging out with some girl friends of ours from my hometown was giving me the eye so I danced with her a few times...Anyway, we both got trashed on cheap beer and whiskey and one thing led to the other and we ended up in the back of her car in the parking lot of the rodeo getting it on...I didn't realize it, but she was parked next to an open area where a bunch of people would go to shoot dice after the rodeo dance...So, we're going at it in the backseat and all these people are showing up around her car talking, some of them even leaning on the car, then my buddies show up, and being the arseholes they are proceeded to tell all these people what was going on in the car.. Before I know it a bunch of them are shaking the car back and forth cheering us on...Never did get to finish and was embarassed as heck getting out of the car...Made a bunch of new friends though...

I never got caught doing the nasty. Just lucky I guess. One night, while I was still in the Air Force, I set my buddy up with my girl friend's sister.. My girl friend was a little bent out of shape and she was wanting some loving. I told her to be patient and we could get it on after I drop sis and buddy off. She says I'm not waiting and proceeded to give me a BJ while her sister and my buddy are in the back seat watching. That was the first time she did that for me. It sure as hell wasn't the last and we had no witnesses. Turned out she had a fetish about BJs. I had no complaints.
PJ

Drove out to the back of the high school parking lot and was just getting wrapped up when a squad car pulls up and hits us with the take down lights. I threw my shirt over my girls tits, hand over my parts as a female officer walks up. She asks my girl if everything was okay, and she responds with, it was great until about 2 minutes ago. She directed us to get moving along and we did. Roughly 3 or 4 years later I'm in a firearms class for work and Officer Kim Stephens walks to the front of the class and spots me. She proceeds to ask me, "What happened to the girl I caught you banging in the school parking lot?" In front of a platoon of 24 of my closest friends, I responded over all the laughing, I married her. We've been friends ever since.

I took a Greyhound bus from Georgia to Kansas (to pickup a truck I bought).

One and only time I EVER took a bus... nasty people.

Avoid the back rows especially...

Framed

Woman barber , revenge for wanting to do her and her girlfriend , her boss .
After hours at the salon we were having a few beers and I brought up the subject , again , about the three of us .
Guess they were better prepared than me .

Talk got randy and beers flowed , so finally her boss opens her purse and says here , this will get you rocking .
Don’t know what kind of pill it was , but was told it was a sex pill .

This was before viagra was a thing .

Next thing I know I wake up in this box .

Were the hell am I ?

Eyes adjusting , WTF ?
I’m in a tanning bed with lid closed .

Now the voices are starting to filter into my dazed head and realize it’s women chatting and heartily laughing .

Fugk , push the lid open , I’m buck naked , looking around the room for clothes , realizing I had been had .

Room is bare except a couple chairs and tanning bed , finally spot my clothes under the tanning bed.

Looking around , windows are a solid fixture , do suck it up butter cup and go out into the salon .

Opened the door , silence fell , then stepped out into the salon and the laughter began as the boss , girlfriend, and three patrons are enjoying their handy work , searching my fogged mind for something cool to say , drawing a blank and decided to quietly exit .

One lady said , please tell us about your night sweetly , I turned and decided to just smile and leave .

We eventually parted ways , she was one of those that don’t know when it’s over it’s over , but I have to say , she was not boring .


Kenneth

A finger up the ass to diagnose the clap? Uh, Roger...

YEP! I once had a case of hematospermia, blood in the ejaculate.............. and a digital prostate stimulus allows the Dr to get a sample............

BTW, the first time you ejaculate CRIMSON is an 'Oh CHITT' moment.............

When I was 20, my parents went on a week’s vacation in Puerto Rico. My 3 siblings all decided to sleep over their friends’ homes, leaving me alone. On the third day of my parents 7 day vacation I snaked a hot little redhead over to our house and was playing “Hide the Salami” in my parents bed when their door flew open. It turns out my parents went deep sea fishing on the second day of their trip and got horribly sunburned. They flew home the next day, catching me in flagrante delecto. My Dad just smiled and said “I hope you used some protection.” I replied “Dad I believe in the motto spend a nickle save your pickle”. He did compliment me on how cute my date was.

Lol, to my dads delight I married that butt print 35 years ago.

Not me, but one of my cousins was doing the deed with his girlfriend of the moment in his mother's bed. His younger brother came home, heard noises and went to investigate, capturing the couple in the act. His sole comment was "That's mom's bed. You better change the sheets when you finish." They've been telling that story for about 40 years.

That hemawhateverthehell sounds different from street grade clap.

Had a distant cousin many moons back.
His mother (Great Depression era) was the "Mother of the Community"!
EVERYbody knew Aunt Annie and her husband. They were the anchor of the small community and known and loved by all. The oldest son, L.J. was also the neighborhood "rounder" who was always up to some devilment.
One of the neighbor kids thought L.J. hung the moon and followed him everywhere he went.

Alan waited for LJ to finish breakfast and the two miscreants headed to the barn.
Soon Aunt Annie heard the goats in the barn raising hell.
She yelled out the back door, "You boys leave them goats alone!"
Alan, bless his heart, not wanting to disappoint the community matriarch, stuck his head out the barn door and hollered, "That ain't me effing them goats Aunt Annie! That's LJ!"

When I was a Sr in HS, a friend and I rolled into the 7-11 about midnight to grab a soda. As I'm heading in I hear someone calling my name from the field behind the store. I'm looking around wondering who the hell is calling me because I couldn't see anyone and who would be in the field at that hour? We're looking around and finally spot my buddies younger brother hiding out in the tall grass wearing nothing but a smile. He had been there about two hours hiding in the tall grass, weeds scratching his arse, wondering how he was going to get home. We laughed our butts off at finding him there in that predicament, his whining made it even funnier! Turns out he was railing his girlfriend down in the basement bedroom when Dad came home and realized he was at risk of becoming a grandpa. He stormed down the stairs ready to kick some ass and 'lil brother heard him coming. He jumped up and evacuated via the basement window without stopping to even grab his clothes. He ran down the street to then end of the block where the convenience store was and hid out, not knowing whether dad was in hot pursuit, or how he was going to get home, or how to explain things if he were found by an unfriendly. I drove my truck into the field between him and the store and we had him to jump into the bed of the truck. That was the funniest ride home I've ever had.

Not me but a dude I knew in 8th grade got hooked up with a “adventurous”girl I dated earlier she decided to give him a hand job at the lunch table during school the teacher seen the shenanigans she had bad breath so I sent her down the road

Earlybird,,,,
The bad breath wasn't from hand jobs....

Kock breath I know she had some real nice titties she wound up having 5 kids by 5 different men I ran into her at a hole in the wall sub shop not long ago still looks good and was wanting my number 😉I can’t keep up with what I got I still think about them big titties at times🤣