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I just want to outlive my daughter’s mother.

So I can piss on her grave.

I figure that will keep my engine running for awhile.

that can be arranged :-)

Sure can and has.

I love Jesus, and he said to turn the other cheek.

Been doing that.

I’m human, though.

Clocks always ticking

But can you still piss?

That doesn't always work out.
Just me- I had to quit walgreens after they kept
shorting me 1 to 5 pills every time I picked up my
medication. I got to where I'd sit down in the
waiting area and count them all before I would
leave. It always made the asian pharmacist mad
when I pointed out the shortage, and he finally
told me I couldn't use my discount there any longer.
Didn't matter to me. I was tired of having to
count every time so some illiterate hood rat
could short me a few dollars worth of meds.
I haven't been to a walgreens in a very long time,
but I still count my pills out of habit

Semi related- it's a sad friggin day when people
like cashiers and bank tellers whose very job
is to count accurately and precisely can't count
or make precise change in the correct manner.
All the dang bank tellers now have those electronic
bill counting machines next to them because they're
too stupid to make an accurate count.

Touché!

Barely.

Prostate’s the size of a grapefruit.

lets have some fun , 20 years from now :

1- if you are reading this , it means we still have freedom and 24cf is still alive.
2- do not trust muslims
3- GFY
4- what happened to defalve?

I know I am running out of money fast.

Way I see it, if I live five more years 3.5 of them will be spent in a gulag somewhere,....so I don't worry about it.

why gulag? go to san francisco

For being a Caucasian American.

It happened to Russians a long time ago. That's why they have an attitude about it today.

Idk about number one, I may be dead. As far as 2, 3, and 4.... yes.

I'd forgotten that'n from Al, Thx

I am still alive, how about you?

Yes .. I think I’m going to go outside and shoot my self!!!!!!

Yes Toby, you can have my guns!!

I’ve almost been a member 20 years , but I’m never going to last another 20.

Yep. I enjoy every day like I'm gonna live forever.

I never set the expectation bar very high so I'm never disappointed much.

You’re gayer n’ AIDS