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Who’s watched their bitch getting plowed by the neighborhood tramp?

Admit it, if you’ve played peek-a-boo through your blinds and shook you head at what a slutty dog you own.


-Slumlord









LoL

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Who’s then tried to sell off the litter of eight as pure Labradors?


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In the Walmart parking lot out of their trunk.

Knew a guy that went home with an older broad at the bar. Said they were going at it and he heard a noise in the closet. Turns out her husband was in a wheel chair and liked to hide in the closet and watch.

I asked if he kept going or ran out, he’d never give me a straight answer.

#Purebred

Lol

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What I have seen, on the way to work one morning:

Bitch in heat, mounted, 'he' had fallen over backwards and was laying on his back, 'she' was straining forward like a husky pulling a sled...........

.... all while, the rest of the neighborhood 'pack' was chewing him a new azz, 'he' was trying to fight them off, snarling and snapping while being drug across the road, on his back, feet in the air, by his di(k...........

LMFAO

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Jack, it’s to soon to hijack this interesting thread.

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PS

Your buddy probably flipped the Gilf over and tore her ass apart....How’d you like that Mr. Wheels?

I’m glad I don’t have to deal with!

I try not to be like Hotrod Lincoln and tell so many of the stories and schitt that I've lived through to the point that people think I'm full of schitt but this is a true story and for the record, I'm not a bullschitter.

I worked with a guy for about 8 years that was kinda weird anyways and very private that one day started showing me "pictures" of his old lady on his phone. She was a good looking brunette and I had never seen her before then although I had heard him talk of her. The pictures got more and more graphic as the day went on and the next day he said that she wanted a picture of ME. So I go into the bathroom and take a pic of Tommy and the boys and ask him for her number so I can text it to her which I did. The day after that he came to work and said that she wanted to have a threesome. At the time I was single and said "alright" not knowing if he was bullschitting me or not but come lunch time he asked me if I was going to go with him to do it. Turns out they were swingers. It had to look like something from a porno with two guys dressed as auto mechanics pulling up to a house with a naked chick waiting inside. I plowed his old lady and he ended up just watching 👀. Theres more to it but they ended up divorcing later on from it because he started accusing me and her of getting together when he wasn't there but thats another long story in itself.

I had a sweet and smart labradoodle that we decided to breed back to a small poodle. So at the optimum time we go to meet the male and his owner at a vet's office. The pretty vet and her comely assistant as well as the attractive male dog owner were all wearing low cut tops that day being summertime and as I held my dog's leash watching 3 sets of tits while they rubbed the male's nose in Reggie's biscuit and stroking and trying to guide Fido to the promised land.

After some time we finally had ignition and the deed was done and all three ladies got off their knees and were all smiles and congratulatory. I told them I think I need a cigarette.

They all laughed.

Good story.

We had to watch our dog like a hawk to make sure she didn't go slutting around with the neighborhood tramps. We hooked her up with another purebred and they figured things out. Now we have a bunch of pups for sale. They are 4 weeks now and super fun to watch as they're personalities are coming out. Looks like the mongers didn't get in the mix because they all look the breed.

My brother bred his lab to another akc Lab but when the pups were born one had 2 different colored eyes and looked a lot like a cow dog. Were pretty sure another dog snuck in and put a bun in an already occupied oven.

Bb

The Devils threesome, 2 hotdogs, 1 bun.
Did your balls ever touch? Asking for Gruff.

You didn't finish reading my post did you, lol

I try to help my boy knock off a piece now and again.

Lol!!
Blackjack and Sweetheart had a porno theater going on in the backyard years ago.
We had 3 litters of pups over a 2 yr timeline.
The 3 girls were all in grade school staggered out.
We had 21 total.
So it was kinda cool having the pups and the kids playing with em.

Kept the last one, Rico.
Boy... him and his dad Blackjack would go at it sometimes.
Sweetheart wouldnt take schit from either one.
They all knew not to punch Cookies buttons.
Between me and Khanarella at work we got homes for all of them.
Next door neighbor has a dog named lucy.
Lots of resemblance to sweetheart.
Think it is one of the descendants of our pups.

Hell Cookie was Railing Sweetheart in the backyard tag teaming off of Blackjack.
And Cookie was neutered.



All 3 of my daughters have dogs.

Thanksgiving and xmas at times over the years.
We have had all 7 here.
They all get along but their are individual likes and dislikes between them all.

The funniest one now is the youngest ones dog baby huey Baylor
And the middle ones border collie Hope.

Baylor 117 pds
Hope 35 pds

Hope will stand up to him inside the house when he wants to play
Outside they will play together and chase each around in who can outdo who.0

Doggie dynamics..

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I’ll admit, I didn’t. It started getting kind of awkward.
I apologize, I’m not from Oregon. LOL

Baylor looks tiny in this pic.
Hope the border collie.
Brady the red bone coon hound
Ole man Tucker the full size collie

None loyal to me.
Wife and daughters dogs.
My dogs are gone.




Had to build a 2ft fence extension doggy gulag to keep Baby Huey Baylor from leaping the fence when the daughter 1st got him🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
This was about 5 months after she got him and he started putting on weight and muscle.