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Prostate ain’t what it used to be make up things like looking at peoples bushes 🤣
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last fall I drove to KY for my annual Deer hunt stopped in Pikeville to fill up ....As soon as I stepped out of the truck I pissed all over myself I could not hold it.....I stuffed my pants with micro fiber rags and dried it up in no time......First time since I was in diapers...getting old sucks
“When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
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Campfire Ranger
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While fishing in the summer I do it a lot
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--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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A plus to surf fishing when you got to pee
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I've had 7 kidney surgeries/procedures in the last 18 months. I find myself going on the side of the interstate, in the gas station parkin lot, shopping center parking lot and other places. I drive a full size truck and a Suburban. Being able to hide behind the doors is a plus. I have a urinal in each vehicle and in bumper to bumper traffic I use them.
Rick
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Campfire Tracker
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Nope, but I have schit myself before! Fuggin sucks! I ain't talking a shart, I'm talking full blown explosive diarrhea!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Got nothing to do with my prostate,..I refuse to be uncomfortable.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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I had prostrate surgery. Not to bad, but you shoot blanks when having relations. I don't want anymore kids anyway.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I just stand up beside the car, pretend im gettin something out of the back seat. Let er fly in the parking lot. Piss in a cup and set it in a shopping cart.
I pissed in one of them window washer squeegie tubs at the Pilot. lol
A lil bit of slumlord for everyone
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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This place gets stranger and stranger.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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If I haffta piss, I piss. Plenty of times rigjt on the side of the road. Like my buddy Lucas used to say, “point it at them. If they don’t like it, they’ll look away.”
Camp is where you make it.
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Ever had to pee and you can’t hold it and say fugg it No.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Campfire Sage
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This place gets stranger and stranger. It's renegade or slumlord. LOL The postal route thread is killer.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I pulled over about 11 pm one night and took a massive schidt on the side of 41-A highway. Good timing as no one drove by
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Campfire Savant
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Got a catheter in now, it goes in a bag. Hopefully, I can get it out soon. I wasn’t having any problems until Labor Day.
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Thankfully no, in my 40's and everything still works for now. When it doesn't I'll still be ok because I'll be on my own property and can piss or [bleep] wherever I want.
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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I just hang my dick out the car window as I drive and have at it.
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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I did that without slowing down once, made the drivers side of the car look like it was hail damaged. Anything over 40mph and you're asking for trouble. Insurance man said he wouldn't cover it a second time, I think he was just jealous.
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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