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Originally Posted by deflave
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I am glad I am already married. If anything ever happens to my wife I would not be willing to play the games today's females want to play. I'd just go fishing.

How you gonna fugk a fish?
past age 70, swolen prostate, associated meds, wbo the hell is able.to fugk anyway?


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Originally Posted by Wannabebwana
Having dated in the last 10 years and had a number of women ghost me, it happens.

If I was dating again, I’d be sending them a bill for misrepresenting themselves as attractive. I learned quickly that if she only posts a head shot, you’d better have a front loader to get her in your truck (not that you’d want to).

What, you didn’t think I’d notice? SMDH

Yeah. If it’s a selfie and it’s angled from above you got only yourself to blame when you encounter a huge fattie on the first date.

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Had one cost me everything I owned and we weren’t even married. Bought a hell of house left her with a new car all of my furniture all of my clothes most of my tools, sporting goods, reloading equipment the list goes on and on. I walked out with the clothes on my back and and never looked back. It was worth 10x the price to get away from her. I’d like to send her a bill for all my stuff, mortgage payments and pain and suffering!

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Originally Posted by hanco
Learn to dance, you can get all the pussy you want!!!

If you're over 40, have a pulse, and a net worth above zero you can get all the pussy you want without bothering to learn to dance.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MAC
I am glad I am already married. If anything ever happens to my wife I would not be willing to play the games today's females want to play. I'd just go fishing.

How you gonna fugk a fish?

I won't. I have your wife on retainer so the games don't have to be played.


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Originally Posted by MAC
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MAC
I am glad I am already married. If anything ever happens to my wife I would not be willing to play the games today's females want to play. I'd just go fishing.

How you gonna fugk a fish?

I won't. I have your wife on retainer so the games don't have to be played.


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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

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