Tell him his dog gets your BP up and your Dr said you can't hunt with him and you get a little exasperated with the dog and you're afraid you may up and shoot it before realizing what you're doing, like swatting a fly.
Ask if he would still be your friend if that happened.
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
And yes I agree, a dog is pointless for goose hunting in the field.
Yeah, it’s much better to spend 20 minutes out of the blind getting a bird that sailed.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Originally Posted by Old Ornery
When your Buds not looking, give the dog a doggie downer.
Great minds think alike….a 10mg THC gummy bear should bring that dog down…it might make it paranoid but that’ll pass. He’ll have the munchies on the way home so be prepared to buy the dog some Taco Bell after leaving the fields. 😁
Good God. I hot boxed my springer one time and she damn near took my hand off when I opened a bag of chips.
Originally Posted by Bwana338
How about taking a few 2 3/4 inch X 2 3/4 drams X 1 1/8 oz trap loads and when the dog get out about 50 yards, shoot him in the ass.
A time or 2 of that will keep him in the blind.
No, it won’t. Have you ever owned a hunting dog?
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Give the dog a Benadryl. A sleepy, calm dog, is a good dog in corn fields.
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Benedryl doesn’t do much to dogs for some reason. I had an English Pointer with food allergies one time. Doc said to give it to him. I don’t remember the dose, but it was about 4X what an adult human would take pound for pound. Fugger was as wired as ever.
As someone said Trazadone will knock them back a notch or two though.
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Ask him if he would mind waiting until after season to take the dog hunting and use cameras with telescopic lenses.
That sounds like something a woman would do.
Originally Posted by shrapnel
I probably hit more elk with a pickup than you have with a rifle.
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
I have yet to see anyone claim Leupold has never had to fix an optic. I know I have sent a few back. 2 MK 6s, a VX-6, and 3 VX-111s.
Wear the dog out before before getting in the field, have the dog run behind the truck for a mile or two along a gravel road before you get set up.
Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.
You could also send him some YouTube links on woah breaking a dog.
Example
Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.
